What’s In My Closet? Glass-Half-Full Edition

Economy’s a bummer. Taxes almost due. Stars out of the playoffs. He/She/It busy with other things. Times … they are tough. But I arrive today with great good marginally better news: It could be worse. Much worse. When I cleaned out my hunks-o-junk closet I found not only some “Hey,…

Dallas’ Only Daily Exploits Aikman’s Misguided Hyperbole

My old friend Troy Aikman says that if – I repeat, if – Roy Williams doesn’t produce like a No. 1 receiver, then the Dallas Cowboys’ trade to acquire  him last season will be “one of the biggest busts in the history of the league.” The screaming headline on the…

DISD’s Making One Dell of a Deal

Allen Gwinn’s taken a sneak peek at the Dallas Independent School District board of trustees’ briefing agenda for Thursday, and one item in particular struck him as … well, interesting. Which is: Ratification of Authority to Execute Master Lease Agreement with Dell, Inc. for Sixty Months and Provide for Subsequent…

WWJD: What Was Jason Doing?

Cool that Dallas Mavericks’ guard Jason Kidd was named the NBA’s Western Conference Player of the Week. Last week he passed Magic Johnson for No. 3 on the all-time assist list, dished out 20 dimes against the Suns on national television and generally upgraded his room-with-a-view in the Hall of…

Starring Eminem as Tony Romo

Eminem’s new video for “We Made You” went viral this morning. That’s a blurry screen grab above. Tony Romo probably thinks it’s awesome, except maybe that part where he’s throwing Jessica Simpson a hamburger touchdown toward the end. I except the video should be on DC9 any moment now…

Good Dallas News From Around 1900

Last time Friend of Unfair Park PeterK directed our attention to a vintage Dallas photo for sale on eBay, we drove up the $9.99 opening bid to a whopping sale price of $23.50, what a deal. This one’s not quite so action-packed as a four-alarm fire in the Wilson Building,…

There Go Our Cinco de Mayo Plans

Merten’s going to two Mayor Tom Leppert-Anne Raymond convention center hotel debates this morning — no doubt to add to his voluminous photo album, so those seeking special poses speak up now. And Schutze is swamped with a cover story, which leaves no one to cover this morning’s meeting of…

Strangers 9, Indians 1

Seriously, who are these guys decked out in red? *The starting pitcher (Kevin Millwood) throws six shutout innings, the first Ranger to do so since Charlie Hough in 1989. *The 20-year-old shortstop (Elvis Andrus) gets a hit in his first at-bat and ranges on the first-base side of second, turning…