We Have an Elvis Sighting!

How’s this for Elvis Andrus’ Major League debut? A two-out double down the right-field line, with reigning American League Cy Young winner Cliff Lee on the mound and former President George W. Bush in the TV booth offering his thoughts on Fox4. Not bad, I say. Especially for a 20-year-old – third-youngest…

Jim Jones, Meet Maurice Minnifield

As promised, here’s Danny Hurley’s slide show from Texas Day, complete with another Mayor Tom close-up for our pal Jack E. Jett, Governor Rick Perry as Big Brother and this Janine Turner-Dana Wheeler-Nicholson two-fer. …

Steeeeerrrrriiiiiiiiike One!

Minutes after two jets shook our loins with a flyover, the 43rd President of the United States strode to the mound – the mound, not the rubber – and fired a ceremonial first-pitch strike to Rangers’ outfielder Josh Hamilton. The Prez, who somehow received nary a boo, then autographed the ball…

Texas Rangers Opening Day: Pre-Game Observations

First pitch in T-minus two hours … *When I stepped on the field at 9 a.m. it was 39 degrees. Factoring in the northern howl of about 30 mph and it felt, ya know, about 0. *You know it’s a different, bigger day when you get on the press elevator…

At The News Today, “D Day”

This morning, A.H. Belo Corporation announced that layoffs at The Dallas Morning News will begin promptly, with “the majority of the actions [taking place] today and tomorrow.” By the time the company’s done with its so-called “cost-cutting measures,” it will have eliminated 14 percent of its total workforce, as A.H…

Play Baaaaaaalllllllllll!

No time to dilly-daddle this morning, as I’m headed out to Arlington for Texas Rangers’ Opening Day. Gotta get there in time to beat some traffic, smell the fresh-cut grass and, of course, see former Prez George W. Bush throw out the first pitch. I know it’ll never happen, but wouldn’t…

I Tawt I Saw Jesus Christ. I Did. I Did.

It’s nice when you can end a long week on just the right note. Thankfully, we have this one: In San Diego, an artist named Glen Tarnowski’s raising a ruckus with a painting titled The Gathering, which, as you can see, is a Looney Tuned-up version of Leonardo da Vinci’s…

Sexy Time With Bruno

At last, you can finally see for yourself at least a little bit of the bit Sacha Baron Cohen shot in Carrollton last summer, as the so awfully NSFW red-band Bruno trailer’s now making the rounds. As mentioned a couple of weeks ago, the local stuff comes from the phony…

Judge Foster’s Appealing, in a Legal Sense

Just last week, Judge Ken Tapscott of County Court No. 4 ruled that Dallas County John Wiley Price had every legal right to take Dallas County Judge Jim Foster’s deposition so Price could determine whether he had a lawsuit for defamation on his hands. You know the whole story, right?…

Video of the Week: Final Four Edition

Where were you for Magic vs. Bird 30 years ago? Some of you were just twinkles. Some of us were already hip-deep in bracketology. None of us, however, envisioned Dick Enberg’s career outlasting Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Al McGuire and Billy Packer…