Why Exactly Does Mexico Suck?

Dear Mexican: Why do you suppose Mexico has such a hard time getting its act together? It has vast natural resources, good climate, natural ports, super-generous and good-looking neighbors and plenty of laborers who seem to be willing to do all sorts of crappy jobs. But instead of having a…

More Truth About What the Trinity Parkway Will Really Cost Us

A little while ago, Dallas Morning News transportation writer Michael Lindenberger posted a story on The News’ Web site that says, “The North Texas Tollway Authority will bill the city of Dallas $1.54 million for higher-than-expected planning and design costs for the Trinity Parkway toll road.” His story says the…

Wherein Jim Schutze Introduces His New Blog … Waitaminute.

The decline and imminent death of daily newspapers is always on my mind, for reasons that should be understandable since I spent the first 25 years of my working life at them. But last week was especially devastating. Sam Zell, the white knight of Tribune Company, announced a very un-white-knightly…

Lynn Flynt Shaw, At Your ArtServe-ice

At least this brand-new photo of Lynn Flint Shaw won’t go to waste. Lest we begin feeling too terribly sorry for former Dallas Area Rapid Transit chairman Lynn Flint Shaw, who did the perp walk today at Lew Sterrett calaboose when she turned herself in on forgery charges, we might…

Mayor Tom Leppert Needs to Walk the Ethics Reform Talk

In this world anybody can propose ethics reform. Jeffrey Dahmer can propose ethics reform. I can propose ethics reform. And everybody supports it. Duh. The big stop-the-presses headline for me will be the day somebody comes out publicly against ethics. Being for it is easy. The hard part is doing…

Do Legal Immigrants Turn in Illegal Ones?

Dear Mexican: My parents were Greeks who legally immigrated to the United States in 1920. When it became harder for Greeks to immigrate, they began to jump ship in New York. My father referred to them as “bananas—fresh off the boat,” but it was mostly an affectionate name. The Greek community took care…

DART: Conflict? What Conflict?

One of the more laughable lawyer moments I have witnessed in my too-long reporting career took place yesterday at the meeting of the Dallas Area Rapid Transit Board of Directors. Bottom line? Apparently it’s O.K. for DART board members to scoot around the corner from each other and collect some…

Independence Matters. Sure, Fine. Just Tell That to the DART Board.

Tomorrow at 1 p.m. the audit committee of the Dallas Area Rapid Transit board is going to hear a 15-minute presentation from DART’s general counsel concerning “DART’s External Financial Auditor’s January 22, 2008 Communication Regarding Independence Matters.” Translation: How come Deloitte Touche, the external auditors for DART, had a $20,000-a-year…

Dwaine Caraway Scared DISD Away From Skyline

Wow. I always thought Dwaine Caraway was a pretty good-looking guy, but there must be something nasty and scary about him. He sure put the fear of God in the school district last week. After Caraway and a bunch of pissed-off parents jaw-boned the city’s public school system for two…

Love (or at least sex) Mexican-style

Dear Mexican: After working with Mexicans for years, I have noticed that Mexican men have a double standard when it comes to homosexuality. Why is it that the “giver” is not regarded as being just as equally gay as the “receiver”? —El Vaquero Dear Cowboy Gabacho: I think all heterosexual…

Giving Joyce Foreman a Break

Former DART board member Joyce Foreman The current city council, with only one exception I can think of, is not bloggy. It’s not a question of their not being tuned into blogs. From what I have observed, it’s more likely to be a question of their not knowing what a…

Where, Oh, Ware is Mayor Tom’s Good Sense?

Lots of sturm und drang around the Dallas Area Rapid Transit board. Reliable sources say Mayor Tom Leppert is continuing to call other city council members, reading them his little list of votes on the council in favor of appointing former city manager John Ware to replace disgraced and deposed…

DART Doing Fuzzy Math

Dallas Area Rapid Transit was conceived in sin. Dallas wanted to father a light rail system, but in order to get the money to pay for it, Dallas married its first cousin, Suburbia. Now DART, the progeny of this cynical union, is sadly, uh…not quite right. DART announced in early…

Don’t Piss Off a Drunken Chihuahua

Dear readers: Mucho feedback from ustedes regarding recent questions about archetypical Mexican dogs and the propensity of wabs to D.U.I. Let’s empezar with the doggies: You’re right about Chihuahuas. Crazy, tough dogs. I’m a dog rescuer (www.geocities.com/st-roch), and we once found a Chihuahua in a box by the side of…

Exactly Where is the News in The News About Lynn Flint Shaw?

DART board of directors chairman Lynn Flint Shaw I saw Dallas Morning News reporter Rudy Bush at yesterday’s meeting of the city council’s Transportation and Environment Committee, and, you know, just trying to make small-talk, I said, “Hey, when are you guys going to do your Lynn Flint Shaw story?”…

Hell of a Job You’re Doing There, Gary

Gary Fitzsimmons looks like somebody famous, we just can’t figure who. Vince McMahon? Gary Cole? Dang it. Lil’ help? Every reporter knows you never know when you’re going to know something. I was perusing the new newsletter from Dallas County District Clerk Gary Fitzsimmons. Why? Well, I don’t know, except…

DART Made a Billion-Dollar Goof

You know all those people you see riding the DART train? It costs you $3.66 every time one of them gets on a train. Maybe you’re like me and believe it’s worth it, within limits. Theoretically we’ll all be better off if DART can get more people out of cars…

Why do Mexicans like the Doors?

Dear Mexican: At a weekly Doors tribute band gig, I’ve noticed the majority of the crowd is Mexican. I swear, sometimes it seems like the crowd missed the exit to the Lupillo Rivera show or a Maná concert. Never realized Jim Morrison was the equal of Morrissey and Charles Bronson…