First Things First

For the first time in years, Angela Shaw feels more secure living at the Waterview Park Apartments at the University of Texas at Dallas. But Shaw says poor maintenance remains a major problem at Waterview, the nation’s largest private dorm. “They always try fixing things, but you can’t fix it…

Lots of Baggage

At least it’s work: Exotic butterflies dance around in my stomach as I wait in the lobby of Hotel Zaza, where apparently someone has let Pier 1 puke its North African imports rack all over the place. At any moment, Kato Kaelin, professional houseguest, will appear from behind the elevator…

Unholy Hip-hop | Gay Cowboys | Tears for Katrina | Suckered

Unholy Hip-hop The devil’s music: As both an observer of and participant in evangelical Christianity for a long time, this former long-haired hippie type found this article both disturbing and amusing (“Hip-hop’s Public Enemy,” by Jesse Hyde, December 8). On the one hand history does repeat itself with frightening regularity…

Title Nein!

One small head start for woman. One giant step backward for women. You know something’s screwy when the first runner to cross the Dallas White Rock Marathon finish line isn’t the winner. And when, in an era of monumental gains by female athletes on the cusp of competing against males…

Not So Fast

I was wrong. There, I said it. Wasn’t so bad. Humbling but not horrible. Therapeutic even. Won’t you join me, Bill Parcells? Because you, too, are wrong about Drew Bledsoe. After the Giant debacle two weeks ago I prematurely kick-started the annual Cowboys mystery, “Who’s Next?” As in, the next…

Bah Hum-Buzz

January-March Lisbon/lesbian. Get it? Democrat Lupe Valdez is sworn in as Dallas County sheriff, becoming the first Latina and first homosexual–as far as we know–to hold the job. News of her sexual orientation comes as a belated shock to her political supporters in the sheriff’s office. “What, she’s gay?” one…

Justice Delayed

For the crime of driving with a suspended license, Rhenia Chavers lost the ability to walk. She’s usually confined to a wheelchair, although on a good day she can navigate her mother’s apartment with a cane. Nine months ago, Chavers’ misdemeanor offense led her to spend six days at the…

All’s Fare

For most, last month’s decision in Washington to exempt Missouri from the Wright Amendment was good news. Southwest Airlines was suddenly allowed to fly nonstop to Missouri, and overnight, the bottom dropped out of fares. For American Airlines, however, the move placed the company in the uncomfortable position of both…

Bad to Badu | Take a Walk

Bad to Badu Poor judgment: When is alleged racism ever funny? After reading the article “By the eBay” by Sam Machkovech (December 1), I was quite disturbed for one main reason. Freedom of speech is one thing, but it must always be tempered with humanity and societal responsibility. Mr. Machkovech’s…

Card Shark

Where are your old baseball cards? I know, silly question. In this interactive era of Madden on your Xbox and madmen chewing buffalo bladders on your TiVo, spreading out sedentary sports cards on your bedroom floor sounds about as entertaining as playing Marco Polo with Helen Keller. Marco!… Marco!… Marco?!…

There Goes the Neighborhood

The relationship between Dr. Rebecca Bridges and the woman known as Jane Doe is by all accounts a troubled one. Describing it any further becomes a challenge, not because of a lack of apt labels, but because of an overabundance of them. Depending on whom you ask, the duo could…

Fruit Suit

It hasn’t been a good couple of months for Sipango founder Ron Corcoran. After closing the restaurant last June after a heady 10-year run, he filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy on October 10, listing roughly $532,000 in assets and $564,000 in liabilities, only to have it dismissed on December 2…

Toy story

Toy story: It’s hard to say what’s more embarrassing for Dallas vice officers: that they would go through the trouble of conducting an undercover sting on a man who was selling lingerie and sex toys or that the defendant would walk away two years later paying a mere $50 fine…

Sea of Miracles | Pookie’s P.O.’d | Death of the Party | Phil’s a Pill

Sea of Miracles Whatever it takes: Thank you for covering this incredible effort spearheaded by Dave and Anne Peterson (“Hotel Katrina,” by Rick Kennedy, December 1). I was at the hotel for several days of the operation and had the experience of standing in a sea of miracles. As soon…

Hotel Katrina

Katie Neason sat with her sisters Helen, Dorothy and Pat in the dining room at the Quality Inn, her expression grave. The day before, the four sisters had watched in horror as their native New Orleans was consumed by the waters of Lake Pontchartrain. Now, on an incongruously sunny Tuesday…

Burn Baby Burn

Last fall at a fire conference in Houston, Dallas Fire-Rescue Deputy Chief Michael Price allegedly yelled at a woman to show us your tits during a skit. His colleagues would later tell department internal affairs investigators that they were startled, mortified and embarrassed by his remark. They also said that…

The PlayFaker

The PlayFaker: Don’t look now, but a dog just ate Michael Irvin’s homework–again. Buzz tends to be naturally skeptical. And when it comes to high-profile, lowlife athletes blaming anybody but themselves, we turn downright stubborn. In other words: Bullshit. Is Irvin’s excuse technically possible? Yes. But is it even remotely…

All About Me | Easy on Erick | HP, Blah, Blah | Hiding in Plain View

All About Me Live your fairy tale: It never ceases to amaze me how ignorant some people can actually be. My wife and I have been homeschooling (not unschooling) our children for three years (“Wild Child,” by Glenna Whitley, October 27). I have known from the beginning that the very…

Dr. Disaster

There is a reason why Paul Pepe became a doctor, and not in some relatively tame specialty such as dermatology. Or radiology. But the high-stress field of emergency medicine–where he is an innovator, a pioneer, one of the nation’s foremost experts. At 55, he is chairman of emergency medical services…

Branded

Shady, tree-lined Bonita Avenue feels tense, straddling the divide between the working and upper middle classes that both call it home. Just off the eclectic strip of shops, restaurants and bars on North Henderson Avenue, the street stretches along the outer edges of Dallas’ Vickery Place neighborhood, where it’s not…

Glenn Mitchell, 1950-2005

Glenn Mitchell, 1950-2005: We have a tendency to break rules here at the Dallas Observer, even those we make ourselves. For example, in our annual Best of Dallas issue, our staff writers are not supposed to give the same award to the same person two years running, since we like…

Skunky Wine | The Mapes File | Round and Round

Skunky Wine Fizz for brains: I bought a rather expensive bottle of champagne from Tony’s and decided to crack it open one very rainy night (“Sour Grapes,” by Mark Stuertz, November 10). Imagine my surprise when the cork slid easily out of the bottle with nary a sound. Instead of…