Girls 61, Boys 44

One player wore low-top running shoes and – duh – sprained his ankle. A guy in only a diaper was escorted out by security. And, in the end, the teen-aged girls reduced the middle-aged men to a hapless puddle of fart-and-fall-down. In other words, The Ticket’s game against a group of Lake…

Baylor, Texas Tech Are Raiding North Texas!

So says the Texas Tech athletics Web site this afternoon, as the Red Raiders make it official: Tech and Baylor are moving their next two games up to North Texas sooner than later. As in: This year, on November 28, the Red Raiders and Bears won’t play in Waco, as…

Requiem for a Harp Player

Friends of Unfair Park first met Hal Samples’s harmonica-playing pal Benjamin Ford — better known as ScrapIron — back in November 2006, when we posted an excerpt from Hal’s doc-in-progress Dreamtown, about the homeless in Dallas. But earlier this month, ScrapIron died — without a cent to his name, without…

A Downtown Dallas Fire Sale, Circa 1950

Yet again, Friend of Unfair Park PeterK is kind enough to point our attention to a vintage Dallas photo selling for pennies on the dollar on eBay. This one’s an especially action-packed shot taken on January 14, 1950, when the H.L. Green Department Store in the Wilson Building suffered a…

Rock Out With Your Block Out

Since I rip Ken Hamlin’s birthday parties and Martellus Bennett’s rap videos, guess I should lay into Leonard Davis’ band as well. Wait, Leonard Davis is in a rock band? I saw Dallas Cowboys’ offensive lineman Marc Columbo at a Godsmack concert at the Palladium in 2006 and wondered what he’d…

The Night Pegasus Goes Dark

As we mentioned a few weeks back, the mayor’s looking to get Dallas residents to turn out the lights for a solid hour Saturday night, beginning at 8:30, as part of the World Wildlife Fund’s Earth Hour 2009. Initially, only the downtown skyline was scheduled for the blackout, but Meranda…

The 10 Worst Sports Celebrations in the History of Sports

Dear LeBron James, Just ask, and I’m sure Dancing With The Stars will have you on their ridiculously cheesy show next season. I’m sure millions of potato-chip snackin’ housewives would be fixated on your every silly, pre-fabricated step. But as a basketball fan, I demand you immediately cease and desist with your…

Is Victory Park Verschraubt?

A little while ago, a Friend of Unfair Park forwarded along a piece from the Deutschland version of Financial Times detailing the potentially big trouble brewing at Victory Park, where, it appears, Hillwood is in danger of defaulting on a $185 million loan. Steve Brown has more or less rewritten…

Why Corporate America Loves Dallas

The short film below, posted to YouTube by Frank Librio at Dallas City Hall, isn’t actually a city-made production. Rather, Librio tells Unfair Park, Destination Dallas is a Quin Matthews Films production made for the Dallas Citizens Council, which touted corporate relocations to the city during a recent power luncheon…

BREAKING NEWS: Mavs Staying on ESPN Radio Through 2013

A little radio industry birdie just chirped to me that the Dallas Mavericks and 103.3 ESPN have reached an agreement keeping the team in place through 2013. The Mavs would’ve become radio free agents after the current deal expired on April 1, but the sides finalized a new four-year contract on Monday…

Cowboys’ Draft Haul Up to 11 Picks

More good news for Cowboys fans this morning comes courtesy of Julius Jones and Jacques Reeves. Remember them? Because the former Cowboys left via free agency and played kinda decent, the NFL has awarded Dallas compensatory picks in the fifth and sixth rounds in next month’s draft. The Cowboys, thanks…

How to Cycle in Dallas Without Getting Runned Over, An Eight-Part Video Series

YouTube’r “pmichaelsummer” has tips, many tips for folks looking to bike Dallas without getting smooshed by speeding cars. Hence, this page of “vehicular cycling techniques” from such hotspots as Lemmon-McKinney, East Dallas, Deep Ellum and elsewhere. The following one’s a significantly abbreviated version of a longer downtown trek, culminating with…