Ring Tone

Royce Ring. Remember him? As senior vice president of the e-brands division of Carlson Restaurants Worldwide, he delivered to Dallas Samba Room, Timpano Chophouse, Taqueria Canonita and the yoked Fishbowl/ZenDen while he shepherded Stephan Pyles’ AquaKnox and Star Canyon into the e-fold. As a partner in Triple R Group, he…

Flip It

For three decades and change, Farmer’s Grill has served greasy-spoon, cozy-home grub featuring fresh produce from the nearby Farmers Market. No more. The place is going upscale. Two months ago, the disheveled Grill was taken over by Dr. Ira Murchison, a family practitioner, and Calvin Graham, a commercial and residential…

Down on the Farm

It’s 100 degrees outside, and the air smells like a dirty diaper, but stinking compost aside, this small farm has an understated allure about it. The sheer gargantuan size of the beefsteak tomatoes and the way the shooting corn crops dance against the horizon make the place seem almost Disney-like…

Flaccid Flirt

Tryst (the word) arouses with lascivious implications. A flood of them. The head swims in the salacious stew. Say the word. Tryst. Notice how sticky it is. Bound tightly between a pair of identical rigid consonants, tryst promises furtive sensuality. Tryst Restaurant & Bar draws on this promise, flaunts it…

Gator Done

Cajun used to mean exotic. Twenty-five years ago, before Chef Paul Prudhomme foisted his blackened redfish on gustatory history–giving lesser cooks license to char stuff to an ebony crisp and call it Southern cuisine–we could find really fine Cajun cooking, and its New Orleans cousin, Creole, only down in the…

Bagging the Muse

Enter Cryovac. Invented years ago by a company called Sealed Air, which distributes everything from bubble wraps to extruded plank foams, Cryovac vacuum shrink bags revolutionized food packaging by injecting a burst of freshness into fish, meats and poultry sent through the distribution chain to the table. So it was…

Dreck Girl

Back in November we revealed that Tony’s Wine Warehouse & Restaurant was essentially a sucker farm (see “Sour Grapes,” November 10, 2005), where customers were consistently snookered into buying over-the-hill wines at over-the-top prices via donated wine classes and tastings. Time will tell who sucks now. Tony’s owner Michel Monzain…

Open Arms

It used to be a Dairy Queen, which helps explain the Sunday-Monday-Happy-Days feeling inside Starfish Seafood Diner. Walk up to the counter to scan the menu board and you’ll see a smiling guy in a white paper hat. A paper hat! That’s Tom McCoy, co-owner with partner Hank Branstetter of…

Dining’s a Bitch

Pinned to the server’s starched white jacket lapel is a long narrow ruby bar trimmed in gold–a ruby sliver really. Guest: Tell me about your red bar. Waiter: This is the red “i” in Bice. Guest: Say it again. Bee-shay? Waiter: Bice. Guest: Bee-say? Bee-jay? Bee-shay? Waiter: It’s like Beach,…

Cowtown Twist

The European twists are there, to be sure: truffles, snails, pâté and Parma prosciutto. There’s a sort of winsome arrogance to the BLT, which is composed of brie, lettuce and tomato. In a sign of still more haute haughtiness, you can order the BLT with bacon–for an extra buck. But…

Brown Study

If you don’t like to eat in public, Aqua Italian Bistro and Bar is just about perfect. Think of it as a don’t-see-anyone/won’t-be-seen kind of place. On two visits, a weekday dinner and a weekend lunch, we find cavernous Aqua sitting empty. “Are you open?” I ask, squinting into the…

Wallop Pack

Steak–damn straight–is the mother’s milk of Dallas dining. When imagination fails you, when the prospect of culinary risk numbs the cojones, when the anxiety of outfitting a restaurant without mahogany, polished brass and frosted glass tulip blooms over chandelier bulbs paralyzes you, it’s best to load up on 1,800-degree broilers,…

Life’s a Strip

The Burning Question crew hates to pry into someone’s personal, um, habits. Really. All we did was innocently ask for comment on the subject of pork slabs streaked with fat, cured and smoked and cut into strips. But Nick Badovinus, chef for such hotspots as Hibiscus and Fireside, dragged the…

Road Wear

More than a decade ago, former Duke University English and law professor Stanley Fish published a biting critique of academia titled “The Unbearable Ugliness of Volvos.” But potential automotive unsightliness is not why Van Roberts, owner of Lola the Restaurant, unloaded his Point West Volvo dealership to Park Place last…

Lone Bull

Let’s put aside pup tents for a moment. The American cowboy is an icon of rugged individualism coupled with stalwart determination, plus a little recklessness thrown in. The cowboy myth is embodied in the stoic, emotionally distant adventurer. You feel it at Cattleman’s Steakhouse. The moniker on the canopy over…

Going Liquid?

Last week, U.S. Bankruptcy Court trustee Victoria Tutterrow slapped the Entertainment Collaborative (Green Room, Jeroboam, Gypsy Tea Room) out of its chapter 11 bankruptcy protection slumber with a motion to dismiss or convert its case, filed last October, into Chapter 7–a move that would essentially force all three venues into…

Thank Heaven

It’s easy to get a sense of where the cash registers rang up cups of coffee and pouches of teriyaki jerky. You can tell by the cameras fastened to the ceiling tiles. Four of them are visible, and their site lines converge on an area near the four banquettes lined…

Brazilian Whacks

After nearly 15 years, Café Brazil is abandoning its Lakewood bed, aborted by a landlord/lease dispute. “They just wouldn’t work with us,” says Café Brazil CEO Brant Wood, who bought the then six-unit chain in 2004. “They wouldn’t put any money into the building…I have a feeling they’d like to…

Starry, Starry Nights

Call it an extraordinary coincidence. We dropped by our editor’s office to let him know about the subject of this week’s investigation, and a set of Rangers tickets with VIP parking and club access mysteriously disappears from his desk. This, um, chance occurrence illustrates a peculiar outgrowth of conspicuous consumption…

Very Little Italy

Neighborhood joints, whether bar or restaurant, have always been difficult to define in broad strokes. A few become notable culinary destinations with adept staff and stunning dishes. More operate on our lives as Robert Frost’s mending wall. They set unnatural borders and bind locals with the dull safety of ritual…

Latino Pupae

have seen the metamorphosis, the changes in customer behavior.” –Dante Picazo Before Dante Picazo began his quest to tickle American tongues with a full deck of Latin flavors, he was running a small bingo room and a couple of blackjack tables at Station Casino Hotels in Las Vegas. This taught…

Wine Graft

The weekend of April 8 marked the 14th Annual New Vintage Wine Trail in Grapevine, a wine bash celebrating Texas’ new releases. But it also marked the debut of Grapevine’s La Buena Vida Vineyards under new ownership. Earlier this year, The Puente Group, parent company of two La Bodega Wineries…