John Leguizamo: Shape-Shifting Ghetto Klown

John Leguizamo, by all scientific standards, is only one man but you suspect otherwise during his stage shows. Is he channeling dark magic? Is he demolishing the laws of physics by existing in multiplicity? How the hell does that guy become so many characters so quickly? “That’s the thing about…

Dallas Lifts Its Shirt at Mardi Gras

Instead of traveling to New Orleans for Fat Tuesday — we won’t mention that time you got arrested on Bourbon Street — enjoy the Dallas festivities. Oak Cliff Mardi Gras Celebration kicks off its third year with three featured events. Dash for the Beads is a 5K run suitable for…

They Got Herps

Don’t let presentation names like “Not So Creepy Critters,” “Herping Adventures” and “Glades Herps” throw you off. This is not some kind of conference for people who like to look on the bright side of unsafe sex. In fact, caution is strongly encouraged, as Pete Mimikos will give a “Venomous…

Fun With Prejudice

The Black-Jew Dialogues is a hysterical look at racial prejudice throughout the ages. Yes, hysterical. Yes, racial prejudice. But before you send flaming hateballs my way, let’s just see what this thing is all about, shall we? Ron Jones and Larry Jay Tish (that’s not the funny part) “spent three…

Oh Say Can You Sing?

Like to play the ponies? Think you can sing? Then put your mouth where your money is a take a real gamble — singing the national anthem at Lone Star Park. The horse track is inviting soloists, duos, groups, choirs and instrumentalists to try out for a chance to perform…

Savagely Adventurous and Thoughtful

In a day when a Kardashian is deemed multifaceted for having her own perfume, while allowing cameras to follow her to lunch, it’s especially impressive to gaze upon the resume of someone who’s multitalented. The UK’s beautiful advocate for environmental care, Roz Savage, is multiremarkable. After leaving her corporate job,…

Arias Are Hazardous

Spoiler alert: The lovers die, but not before singing a whole bunch. Other people die too. Also singing. And thus we arrive at the moral of Tristan and Isolde: Singing will kill you. Listening to singing, though, is probably safe, so live dangerously and check out the Richard Wagner opera…

Magic in the Interim

There’s something magical about watching an artist in the process of creation. And I don’t mean magical in the way that the vitamin guy at Whole Foods meant the other day when he said that probiotics would “work magic” on my child. That ain’t magic. I mean it like Harry…

Mean Scenes

Here’s a question people rarely think about when they wake up in the morning: Would the world be better with or without Charles Manson and the Order of the Rainbow? Through March 10, that’s exactly what audiences of the Ochre House will be mulling over. Matthew Posey and his cast…

Texas Theatre Screens Do The Right Thing In 35 mm Tonight

Polish up your Jordans, because Texas Theatre takes you back to 1989, Brooklyn tonight when it screens Do The Right Thing on 35 mm. Escape the Wednesday rut and cruise over to Oak Cliff where the Spike Lee Joint takes you back to that boombox era, when Public Enemy made…

Best Non-Romantic Places For Singles This Valentine’s Day

Some singles view Valentine’s Day as an enemy to rail against, as though the calendar day itself is just waiting to sucker punch them. These are your friends who want to go somewhere very Valentine’s-y and start some trouble, like make fun of the couples who are also, awkwardly attempting…