Medieval Times: Fun Despite Ye Olde Upsell

While I had a great time at Medieval Times celebrating my 13th birthday more than 20 years ago, and again celebrating my son’s 10th last weekend, I now understand why my parents took me there exactly once as a child. There was a specific moment that drove home the realization…

Last Night’s Zombi Race 2012: Endurance, Booze and Braaaaaaains

“All the zombies are our tonight,” shouted the guardian of Smokin’ Joe’s hot dog cart to a passing patrol cop. “OOOOOOOh, it’s going to be wiiiiild!” he thundered, fist in the air. The cop rolled down his window, assessed the spectacle occurring in front of The Church and looked severely…

Shepard Fairey To Appear On The Simpsons

Fresh off a week of recent Dallas escapades, Shepard Fairey has been cast in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons called “Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart.” Now in its 23rd season (Wha-hoo!) the city of Springfield is faced with a new scourge: Bart Simpson turned rebellious street artist. His muse? Homer,…

That Which is Yes: JourneyDance with Katie Toohil

A couple weeks ago, I’d expressed some anxiety about attending JourneyDance with Katie Toohil at SYNC Yoga and Wellbeing in Oak Cliff. Dancing, huh? My own my mom has likened my moves to Elaine from Seinfeld; but, they might be described more accurately as Woody Allen: the Broadway Musical. Further…

Woody Harrelson is a Bad Cop Getting Worse in Rampart

Directed by Oren Moverman (The Messenger) from a script by Moverman and L.A. noir master James Ellroy, Rampart tracks the downward spiral of LAPD cop Dave Brown (Woody Harrelson). A Vietnam vet whose personal code allows for extreme bad behavior in the name of a hazily defined greater good, Brown…

McG Drops Another Bomb with This Means War

Hostilities in This Means War are declared as two workmates compete for the affection of the same woman. The contested objective is Lauren (Reese Witherspoon), a product tester who decides to apply comparative shopping techniques to dating. Her would-be beaus, FDR (Chris Pine) and Tuck (Tom Hardy), are best friends…

Mind Your Head

They’re after your brains. If you had enough weapons and materials to form some sort of go-to kit, something that had anything and everything you’d need to ward off a zombie attack, you’d be set. But you don’t. You have to solve clues and perform crazy tasks to earn your…

The Sketchy World Of Don Hertzfeldt

In his famous short film Rejected, Don Hertzfeldt depicts himself as a down-on-his luck illustrator who acts out his spiraling madness through squiggly cartoon stickmen. Each segment grows progressively more insane until characters are bludgeoning one another for their inappropriate selection of head wear. God we love this man. He’s…

Friday Night is Alright for Fighting

How far has the gentleman’s sport of pugilism fallen? Sure, there’s ultimate fighting on cable and there might be humble backyard brawls out there, complete with lawn chairs to the spine, but whatever happened to punching dudes in the head with class and dignity? Well, ESPN’s Friday Night Fight offers…

Run for Love

Are you running out of ways to propose to your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day? Well the race is on for you to submit your love story. For the first time, the annual Cupid Dash 10k/5k/fun run wants to help one lucky couple get hitched. Entrants who shared their lovey-dovey stories…

A Blue Streak of Funny

The title Kinda Blue for a comedy night suggests a lineup full of crass, foul-mouthed comics trying to one-up and out-raunch one another. True, the all-local bill will present material that is certainly for adult ears only, but that doesn’t mean the stand-ups have to resort to four-letter words to…

Extreme Exremeness and Extreme Stuff!

While it has become beyond comical to see everything from mayonnaise to nail polish marketed as “extreme,” there are some realms in which the youth-magnet buzz word is still appropriate, even a bit understated. Motocross is certainly one of those worlds where to be simply extreme is almost to be…