Fried Jambalaya: A Food Critic’s Tasting Notes

I hope you haven’t packed your shorts for the summer yet. The weather for opening day at the State Fair of Texas is hot and muggy with a fine aerosol of crisp and clean frying oil. I zipped over to Fair Park today to find the winner of this year’s…

Oak Pulls The Plug On Its Lunch Menu

If you’ve been using Oak’s lunch service as a cost effective means to explore Jason Maddy’s cooking, you have two more weeks to get your fix. A spokesperson for the restaurant says that lunch service in the Design District’s fanciest restaurant will end October, 12. Maddy’s desire to focus more…

Relax, All the Bacon Shortage Talk is Just a Marketing Ploy

News of a pending bacon shortage is taking over the Internet. According to the thread, high corn prices pushed English pig farmers to slaughter more of their sows. The reduced herds threatened future bacon supplies and promised to drive prices sky high, or worse, temporarily remove bacon from the meat…

US News Says Fast Food Is Good For You. Kinda.

A news story on US News suggests that fast food could actually be good for your health, but before you run off to McDonald’s and pound a double Filet-O-Fish with fries and a large Coke, super-sized, you should read the fine print. The article describes a generic “Sharon’s” choice to…

Brenner Lays The Smackdown On CraveDFW’s Uchi News

CraveDFW posted a story yesterday that Uchi, the sushi restaurant in Austin that’s earned considerable national attention, would be opening a location in Dallas in six to eight months. The writer was told the news by an unnamed manager after dining in the restaurant. Eater confirmed the story with a…

John Tesar’s Spoon Looking for Workers. Ugly People Need Not Apply.

UPDATE: John Tesar’s publicist called, letting us know he was not happy with our suggestion that he’s screening for uggos. He’s not, the publicist said. Tesar uses head-shots in order to keep names and faces straight among his job applicants. OK, then. Anyhoosy, here’s the post that pissed him off…

Acme F&B Changes Chefs Less Than Four Months After Opening

The folks behind Acme F&B announced Norman Grimm has been hired as their new executive chef. Grimm’s resume includes the opening of Mercury and three years at York Street with Sharon Hage. He also worked in California, Portland, Ohio and France. Grimm also spent a few months at Nosh before…

100 Favorite Dishes, No. 1: Oysters At Rex’s Seafood

Our Best of Dallas® 2012 issue is on the stands, and to accompany it, we’ve been counting down (in no particular order) our 100 Favorite Dishes. This is the last one this year, but if there’s a dish you think we missed, leave it in the comments or email me…

100 Favorite Dishes, No. 2: The Turkey Sandwich At Bolsa Mercado

To prepare for this fall’s Best of Dallas® 2012 issue, we’re counting down (in no particular order) our 100 Favorite Dishes. If there’s a dish you think we need to try, leave it in the comments, or email me. The turkey sandwich is undoubtedly one of the most boring creations…

Late-Night Eats: The Four Meat Pizza At Nova

On a Thursday evening, just past 10 p.m., Oak Cliff was sleepy. Yelp said Boulevardier was open till 11 but the staff said otherwise. Same went for Bolsa, which offered cocktails and beer but no food. That’s what I get for trusting a third-party source instead of getting operating hours…

Bowery’s Hot Dogs Lack Snap And Personality

I have a lot of respect for Brian Luscher’s hot dog project primarily because I know first hand how difficult it is to make hand-crafted links. Hot dogs are an emulsified sausage with a significant amount of fat. That means the ground meat and fat are whipped until they resemble…

100 Favorite Dishes, No. 3: Chicken Shish Kebab At Pepper Smash

To prepare for this fall’s Best of Dallas® 2012 issue, we’re counting down (in no particular order) our 100 Favorite Dishes. If there’s a dish you think we need to try, leave it in the comments, or email me. Way back in February I blogged about a mystical chicken sandwich…

Hungry? Apparently, Wild Pig Is Delicious.

Feral hogs are taking over Texas. The wild beasts have been ravaging the state in numbers in excess of 2 million, and their wallowing, rooting and feeding activities are responsible for more than $50 million in damage in rural parts of the state alone every year. Texas Parks and Wildlife…

Lower Greenville Avenue Is Getting A New Southern Comfort Restaurant

This October, 1 Jack’s Southern Comfort Food should open up on Lower Greenville Avenue, provided permits and all those other things that keeps restaurants from opening when they say they will go through. A new release about the opening uses the word “biscuit” an unprecedented 22 times, in case you’re…

Bowery’s Bogus Dogs

It was bound to happen. Dallas has been elevating the burger ever since The Mansion on Turtle Creek started topping beef patties with rare blue cheese that tasted of gym socks and serving them alongside fries dressed in truffle oil. Now every bar with pretensions of grandeur charges at least…

John Tesar Will Be On Bravo’s Top Chef

A few months ago I received a series of cryptic emails from an anonymous source telling me John Tesar was going to be on Bravo’s latest chef shit show, Top Chef, Season 10. The email didn’t say much, so I sat on the unsubstantiated claim. There were a few clues:…