If Not Dallas: Our Top 5 “Real Housewives” Wishlist Cities

Last month Dallas experienced the reality television equivalent of a pregnancy scare: Reality Tea leaked that we’d be getting our own bouffanted edition of the popular Bravo “Housewives” series. A Wiki page was summoned, a Facebook page emerged and we collectively clutched our pearls, waiting to hear if Troy Aikman’s…

Traci Lords Halts The Devil Tonight At Texas Theatre

The devil must have been really busy in the early ’90s; there were a lot of trends and careers who’s successes could only be attributed to fiery soul relinquishment. Angel Martin in Shock ‘Em Dead, tonight’s Tuesday Night Trash movie at Texas Theatre, is no exception. Played by Stephen Quadros…

DIFF Guide for Friday, April 20: Our Must-See Picks

If you’re still hanging on to that DIFF laminate after a week of intensive film screenings, we are so proud of you. Also, maybe take a shower and call a family member, because you probably smell like buttery popcorn substitute and those closest to you are concerned about your absence…

Dallas ART: 21 Screenings: Meet People. Learn Something. Eat Popcorn.

Watch Trailer: Season 6, Art in the Twenty-First Century on PBS. See more from ART:21.Get excited, nerds! Two local galleries are showing this season’s selections from the Peabody award-winning series ART: 21, and they’re doing them in group settings. The popular PBS program picks three to four artists or collectives…

DIFF Guide for Thursday, April 19: Our Must-See Picks

Hoodie? Check. Popcorn? Check. Complete list of films to see today at DIFF, seasoned with links to background information and brief descriptions of content? Double check! We’ve got our DIFF picks for Thursday, so prepare your cinematic socks to be rocked…

11 Awesome Things To Do This Weekend: April 19 to 22

Y-chromosomes, y’all better duck and cover! Tonight’s estrogen wave crashes into D/FW as Carol Burnett, Amy Sedaris and Judy Blume post up around town. (Froyo stands across the metroplex will be abandoned.) And that’s only the beginning! This weekend is jammed up with fun: There’s an Evil Dead, The Musical…

Queen of the Night? I’ve Been Called Worse.

The titular instrument in The Magic Flute has the ability to change men’s hearts. If I had that thing I’d be chilling on a bonbon throne, snacking my way through a Die Hard marathon while dudes paid my bills and Swiffered my floors. The characters in Mozart’s classic opera are…

Carol Burnett’s Coming! (Tugs Earlobe)

I’m not sure if it was Annie or the Carol Burnett Show that first alerted me to Her existence, but soon a snowball effect occurred. I dressed as “Carol” on Halloween, tried sketch comedy in the first grade talent show (fart jokes: works every time.) and tugged my earlobe at…

Amy Sedaris: Drop-out, Crafter And Cheese Baller Extraordinaire

As Jerri Blank, the facially contorted “boozer, user, and loser” from Strangers With Candy, Amy Sedaris taught us about many important things. Turtles shouldn’t eat “hot fruit” for one, and that if left untreated long enough, STDs can live in sedimentary layers and wreak havoc on your popular boyfriend. Luckily…

Whatever You Are, Thank Judy Blume

It was in that transition to chapter books that we first discovered her: Judy Blume had all the answers. Getting picked on at school? Pick up Blubber. Feeling exceptionally overshadowed by your sibling and uprooted by your parent’s shift in careers? Snag Superfudge. And yeah. That other thing that started…

DIFF Guide for Wednesday, April 18: Our Must-See Picks

Let the rest of the world bitch about Hump Day, you’re taking a bit of You Time and cozying up with the best independent cinema this side of the Mason/Dixon. Whether you’ve joined the Occupy DIFF movement or just plan to grab a casual post-work seat, we think you’ll like…

DIFF Guide for Tuesday, April 17: Our Must-See Picks

If you’ve been camping out in theaters for the last five days with your G Chat set to “unavailable”, we salute you. Living la vida DIFF isn’t for the faint of heart, or stomach for that matter. I’m curious: what’s the largetst thing you’ve smuggled into a theater by now?…

Dallas Had A Biennale That Wasn’t. What Will/Won’t We Have Next?

Dallas just played host to a tremendous weekend of art. From the flooding of international and local galleries at F.I.G. to the pop-up Salon des fefuses-inspired offerings at the Shamrock Hotel, art-lovers worked overtime to absorb it all. One of the more interesting events of the weekend was the high-concept…

DIFF Guide For Monday, April 16: Our Must-See Picks

Are you a die-hard, complete immersion festie? Did you take the week off of work so that you’d be able to see all of these great movies? We salute you. Whether you’re planted in those seats from beginning to end, or just catching what you can this evening, we’ve got…

The Sunday DIFF Guide: Our Picks For You

It’s the perfect day to hunker down at DIFF, so our staff crunched the schedule and created a game plan. Here’s your guide to today’s indies, docs and features. Click the film titles for background information…

Party Guide To This Weekend’s Art Openings (Most Have Free Drinks)

Don’t you dare spend tomorrow rearranging your hair scarf collection; it’s sad and you’re better than that. Instead get excited about this weekend’s art parties. Most happen on Saturday, so poke around the Dallas Art Fair that morning, then support your local galleries (by consuming their bevies) all evening long…

What To Watch Today At DIFF: Friday, April 13

You got a DIFF badge, that’s awesome! You’re about to have so much fun. Now the hard part: With five theaters screening simultaneously, you need spreadsheets to organize your daily plan. Guess what? We made spreadsheets! You can chill out and eat a taco. You’re welcome. Here’s our picks for…

11 Awesome Things To Do This Week: April 12 to April 17

Y’all got that beer-can helmet polished up yet? What are you waiting for? You’re going to need your hands free if you want to place opening weekend bets at the track, dig in the popcorn over at the film festival and stroke your imaginary beard while staring pensively at canvases…

Very Funny. Whose Pisser Is This?

When “R. Mutt” famously submitted that inverted porcelain urinal to the exhibition of the Society of Independent Artists, it sparked a pissing war. “Could this object be perceived as art?” “Does it matter whether or not the artist made or purchased it?” But mostly I think the judges were concerned…