Video of the Week: Cowboys Fans Are Retarded

It's Friday. I know, let's implement a new feature. And let's call it: Video of the Week. To get the party started, how about 10:36 of a Cowboys-Bengals preview featuring “King Solomon”, “concubines” and “the Emperor”? Oh, and “really abrupt editing.” In picking Cowboys 31, Bengals 17, this guy –...
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It’s Friday. I know, let’s implement a new feature. And let’s call it: Video of the Week.

To get the party started, how about 10:36 of a Cowboys-Bengals preview featuring “King Solomon”, “concubines” and “the Emperor”? Oh, and “really abrupt editing.”

In picking Cowboys 31, Bengals 17, this guy – who I don’t think is joking one bit – and his “Cowboys Imperial Report” sees Terrell Owens with over 100 yards and two touchdowns this Sunday, DeMarcus Ware with a couple of sacks and Pacman Jones with his first pick of the season.

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He also signs off with “God Save the Cowboys.” Maybe it’s just me, but don’t the Bengals need a tad more saving? — Richie Whitt

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