Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist, and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…
All right, maybe it wasn’t enormously helpful of me to suggest last July that we bulldoze Fair Park, the 277-acre dilapidated wasteland one mile southeast of downtown that once housed the 1936 Texas Centennial Exhibition. But, c’mon. Why would we just let it just sit there and molder into the…
Lindsey BestAndrew Youssef [Editor’s Note: Longtime concert photographer Andrew Youssef found out almost two years ago that he had Stage IV Colon Cancer. In that time, he has continued to shoot tons of music events for our sister paper OC Weekly on top of other freelance work and working a…
Is it too soon and maybe even bad luck to say this out loud? Is it even possible that Governor Oops could be over? I’m knocking on wood, tossing salt over my shoulder, making the sign of the cross with my index fingers and looking for garlic in the kitchen…
Dear Mexican: Please explain to me why so many mexicanas seem to think it more important to stay home and baby-sit than to attend school (so that they may become more in life than producers of offspring). As an educator, I have faced “absent on account of child care” as…
We all know by now that the high school in the affluent enclave communities of Highland Park and University Park is under siege from bomb and weapons threats. The FBI has joined local police in a so-far fruitless effort to catch whoever is behind a series of written bomb threats,…
On March 22, I penned a story for this page in which I portrayed school district trustee Bernadette Nutall as appearing to be “neutral” on school reform. Her apparent neutrality made her a very singular exception to the rule at a heated community meeting the night before at Madison High…
Local Music ‘Mericans has been running almost two and a half years now on DC9, and one disappointing shortcoming in writing this column has been the lack of “war stories” from live local stages: odd, unforgettable things seen. Not sure what the problem is! Sure, there’s been a few interesting…
I’m scared. One, I’m scared because of what’s going on in Kaufman County. Two, I’m even more scared because of what’s going on here, which seems to be one big stupid-fest. You will remember, perhaps, that Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins brought criminal charges last year against Al Hill…
“How does anyone even get to Dallas?” It wasn’t a question my friend was asking over dinner. It came across more like a statement. It doesn’t feel transient here to me, but as I start to mentally take inventory of my social circle, I realize how many are from California,…
Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist, and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…
When I was the adolescent son of a family of modest means in a factory town in Michigan, I won a scholarship to study French by living for a summer with a French working class family. It had some to do with my being a damned good French student, some…
Lindsey BestAndrew Youssef [Editor’s Note: Longtime concert photographer Andrew Youssef found out almost two years ago that he had Stage IV Colon Cancer. In that time, he has continued to shoot tons of music events for our sister paper OC Weekly on top of other freelance work and working a…
UPDATE: HPISD sent a letter in response to this post, and because it’s too long to publish in our comments, we’ve added to the end. I have a column coming out in next week’s paper about the bomb and gun threats at Highland Park High School. It was inspired by…
Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly) every week, making it (roughly) a column. Got an idea for a column? Start your own blog and write it up, you lazy shit. As you walk up to the magic…
I feel really bad for the guy who just got fired from his job as the voice of Big Tex. Bill Bragg, the actor who supplied the voice of the giant talking cowboy mannequin at the State Fair of Texas, says in The Dallas Morning News this morning, “I thought…
Dear Mexican: About six years ago, my wife and I adopted a little baby boy. He is “pure” mestizo and we are complete wabs. I’m a little dark because of my mixed Arab heritage, but my wife is a major league blanca. He is a sweet little gabacho growing up…
You get a lot of sad news here, I know. I might have some good news for a change. Say, might. We must cross our fingers first. We’ve been talking a lot in this space over the last few months about the staggering number of people in the city who…
Um, Mr. Grant? Moment of your time? I ask only one thing. If at all possible, can you get the kid out of this? You are the justifiably proud leader of the effort that brought us our wonderful new deck park over Woodall Rodgers Freeway at the north end of…
The amount of new band names they can spin at you is dizzying…and endearing. And most of all, uplifting. They’re possibly the biggest fans of modern, often-as-yet-uncategorizable new music this side of the Rio Grande. It’s fun to watch to Dallas Distortion Music, aka Matt Vickers and Evan Henry, grow…
So in the end will all of the public school principals and teachers with the worst test scores for minority and poor kids wind up in a big political wet kiss with the Tea Party? Wait, am I naive? Have they always been smoochers? While we spend our time worrying…
Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist, and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…
