Shoot at Schutze, He’s an Easy Target

Nice enough guy from The Dallas Morning News came over yesterday to interview me for the profile they say they’re doing of me. Sort of like having someone come in to paint a bull’s-eye on your forehead. One wants to ask, “But what’s it for?” Oh, golly. I guess I…

Wise-ass Blood

Dear Readers: I asked half-breeds a couple of weeks ago to write in with nicknames that describe their mixed Mexican heritage. Many, muchos responses continue to trickle in—gracias for the submissions. Following is a handy glossary that ustedes wrote, with occasional commentary from the Mexican. Enjoy! If you’re half-Mexican and:…

Scapegoat

Here’s what happens. A blogger kicks up some legitimate interest in the way school district employees use their school district credit cards. The city’s only daily newspaper piles on, trying to rip off the blogger’s story and turn it into its own investigative exposé. The superintendent of schools panics. He…

Pumping the House Organ

North Texas Tollway Authority Dave Levinthal’s story in The Dallas Morning News today about the big launch of “Vote No!” the anti-Trinity referendum campaign was basic good work — solid journeyman reporting. It was hugely better than what we got from The News back in the very bad old days,…

Schutze is Shocked, Shocked!

Mayor Tom Leppert, pictured here, spoke today at a media briefing concerning the Trinity toll road. Jim Schutze is in the car and on the phone, heading north — to Oklahoma, most likely, where he likes to gamble with the missus’ paycheck. Stuck in traffic, he phones in with this…

Toll Road Taking its Toll

D’s Eric Celeste, who’s worked for more publications than you’ve read I had my close-up with D yesterday. The story is being written by Eric Celeste. It’s not actually totally about moi. In fact, now that I’ve made an ass of myself pledging how they shall not crucify me on…

Selling You Down the River

In the real world, more people want the Trinity toll road referendum than they want Ron Natinsky on the city council. Check your numbers, holmes. The Dallas Morning News today offers one of its typical Trinity River toll road stories in which the paper reports one side of the issue…

Oh, My Papa

Dear Mexican: I am addressing this to both “¡Ask a Mexican!” and “Savage Love” hoping one of you will have an answer to this: Why do Mexican chicks yell for their papi during sex? —Daddy del Diablo Dear Readers: Daddy del Diablo sent the above query to both the Mexican…

Baby Mitch

Mitchell Rasansky, Dallas City Council member, is somebody I like. I just do. When you like somebody, you typically can’t say just why. I can’t. I just do. Which is what makes this so hard. Rasansky, a gentleman, philanthropist and self-made success in the real estate business, made his bones…

At Least Tom Leppert’s Done Bullshitting

There was an a-ha! moment when Mayor Tom Leppert’s city council committee assignments came out — for council members, anyway. The most notable feature of the assignment list was the freeze-out of council member and Trinity toll road foe Angela Hunt, who was kept from a leadership position on any…

Leppert Answers Our Levee, Tollway Questions

Heard back from our new mayor this afternoon on my questions about the Trinity River Project. I had accused him of ducking my questions and possibly, therefore, being less than manly. Turns out he called me Friday, but I failed to pick up my voice mail and call him back…

Waiting By the Telephone

We are never, ever going to stop ragging on the CueCat — and probably Tom Leppert. Well, it’s been a week now, and I still haven’t heard back from our new mayor, Tom Leppert, on his promised responses to my e-mailed questions about the Trinity River. I did finally hear…

Put Out

The nightmare anniversaries of both 9/11 and Katrina are upon us—again the dream-warped tracking shots of corpses and tangled rot, outstretched arms imploring helicopters from hopeless rooftops. A basic element in both horror stories was the failure of engineering or politics to protect us. Especially in the Katrina story, what…

Mouse Turds

Dear Mexican: A new line of Speedy Gonzales clothing came out earlier this year. As a black vendor in a predominantly Mexican market, I immediately thought about selling some of these items. I am 35 and, although I remember the cartoon coming on when I was a young kid, I…

The Price is Right — Very Right!

This day has started off about as badly as a day can start off for me. I just got politely chewed out by Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price, which is not the bad thing. All my days start out with my getting chewed out. I lie in bed at…

Judge ‘Droid

OK, so you want me to feel guilty about picking on the county judge for being non compos mentis. Jim Foster is an accidental officeholder, swept in last November on a countywide anti-Bush, Democratic tide. Give the man a break, you say. He’s a guy who owns an alarm business…

Where Would Jesus Jump the Fence?

Dear Mexican: Do you agree with immigration rights activists calling Elvira Arellano, who is an illegal immigrant AND a criminal, I might add, the Mexican Rosa Parks? The very idea that these people refer to her as such is deeply disturbing. Rosa Parks was a legal resident of this country…

Nincompoopos Mentis

Maurine Dickey: She’s learning, we’ll give you that. The Dallas County Commissioners voted this morning to rescind the rescinding of the $69,000 senior citizen property tax exemption they voted to adopt at their previous meeting, effectively reinstating it. They learned, apparently for the first time, that they cannot rescind the…

Fear and Self-Loathing at The News

Over on DallasMorningViews, The Dallas Morning News’ editorial page blog, Rod Dreher warns us that The News’ editorial board is churning the question whether New Orleans needs to be saved any more than it already has. Rod is a great writer, so he does an elegant job of expressing his…

The Lie is Now in Sessions

Yesterday, Pete Sessions told a crowd that included Mayor Tom that the feds will kill the Trinity River project’s funding should we vote no on the toll road. Nuhn-unh, congressman. Trinity River toll road backers have been trying for months to get somebody in Washington to say that if Dallas…