The Spookiest Joint in San Antonio

[jump] If I didn’t know better I’d have thought the guy at the bar last night was a paid actor, charged with lathering guests with history and stirring up the spooks. It took him two seconds to buy me a drink. He was a burly Joe Pesci, dressed in a white suit…

Whitt’s End: 7.30.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Bengie Molina. Cliff Lee. Jorge Cantu. Considering transactions like these this month, the Texas Rangers should be in bankruptcy every year. *If you remember the NFL back when it was a violent,…

Whitt’s End: 7.23.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *OK, OK,  I get it. So I write that Dez Bryant almost assuredly wouldn’t be signed by Day 1 of Dallas Cowboys’ training camp. “Barring an 11th-hour agreement … ” I…

Why Are So Many Mexicans Becoming Mormons?

Dear Mexican: I heard Mormonism is a quickly spreading religion down in ye olde Mexico. What is it about this religion that a lot of Mexicans find so fascinating? —Jack Mormón Dear Gabacho: Historically? Mexico has long had the second-largest community of Mormons in the world after the United States—official…

Lance Armstrong, I Still Believe You

Floyd Landis says he doped. Greg LeMond says he doped. The entire country of France says he doped. But did Lance Armstrong ever dope? I want to believe. I need to believe. I’m desperate for just one of our sports heroes – Roger Staubach and Nolan Ryan notwithstanding – to…

The Top 10 Things I Learned on Staycation

10. Going to Vegas, London, Mexico, etc. is nice and all, but sometimes staying put feels right. 9. 36 holes of golf in one day is plenty. 8. SMU worked hard to attract a special coach like June Jones. I hope they work just as hard to keep him. 7. We’re…

Whitt’s End (Fish’s Tales?) 7.16.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End (Fish’s Tales?): *A note from Rangers Ballpark: LeBron James fell out of the upper deck while reaching for more attention. *If police have this right, the mayor of Coppell leaves notes…

Why Can’t White People Ever Say Goodbye to Old Flames?

Dear Mexican: Most Mexicans I know (myself included) feel it’s a terrible disrespect to keep old photos around of you and your ex, and vice versa. I’d never keep around pictures of myself and an ex to try and push my new/current boyfriend’s buttons; I guess I feel it’s a…

Whitt’s End: 7.9.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Hope last night doesn’t come back to haunt the Texas Rangers down the road. Despite leading 4-0 with undefeated pitcher Tommy Hunter on the mound in Arlington, the Rangers imploded late…

Why Does San Antonio’s Fiesta Celebrate White Girls?

Dear Mexican: I’m a (poor) white girl myself, but I have to ask: What’s the deal with all the rich white girls playing such a big role in Fiesta? Why is it always rich white girls that get crowned? Don’t you think the majority of them should be Mexican girls…