Grab for Privates

Oh, wow. How very Dallas. A certain set of downtown leaders can’t get exactly what they want on the Trinity River project or on downtown development schemes, so now they want to set up their own private government. The same set of moguls who brought us that stupid Palladium project…

Incredible Scam!

Once a Yankee, always a Yankee. Every once in a while, I get a certain error message in the eyes of native Dallasites too polite to tell me. “ERROR…ERROR…FATAL YANKEE-THINKING ERROR.” I got that look a lot last week when I was going to lunch with people, calling them up…

Jilted

So I’m plugging away one day last week, and a helpful e-mail pops in from the city telling me Dallas Mayor Laura Miller will be available to the media at 4:15 p.m. in the little horseshoe off Independence Avenue just inside the Rayburn Office Building in Washington, D.C. I do…

Smoke From DPD

Nobody at the top gets fake drugs yet. You can tell by the way they keep trying to shuffle the deck chairs. Take the attempts by the interim Dallas police chief to reorganize his command staff: He doesn’t get that the only “reorganization” good enough for the city’s fake-drugs scandal…

Happy Next Year

OK, here’s the deal on 2004. I have a great idea for what we could do with the Trinity River. I should say, I know of a great idea. Like so many ideas, it’s not really mine. But it’s wonderful, and it could happen. It’s a good project. Dallas does…

Moby DEA

You probably wouldn’t understand the psychology of a reporter. Well, maybe if you think of a fisherman. His fish story is better if the line snapped the first time, then he hooked himself in the seat of his pants, then he fell out of the boat, cut his finger, there…

Spanish Fly

So the Dallas City Council has spoken, and we are not going to devote our money or our energy to any kind of natural treatment of the river that runs through us. Instead, according to the council’s recent unanimous vote on the multibillion-dollar Trinity River project, we will build a…

Fake Justice

The Dallas fake-drug “investigation” announced with fanfare last week by the city attorney is a heavily controlled inside job dominated by city staff that will produce none of the fundamental justice people are looking for. Mexican-Americans wronged in fake drugs aren’t looking for an outcome in which somebody calls for…

Small Fish

It’s good the narcotics detective in the fake-drugs case got off, and not because it meant he was pure as the driven snow (or chalk dust, as the case may have been). The danger from the beginning was this: The jury would convict this cop at the bottom of the…

Puppet Samba

How cool would it be to have a beautiful urban lake downtown, surrounded by pocket parks and amphitheaters, where a person could carry a bag lunch on a cool day and maybe even rent a canoe? That’s what we voted for in 1998 when we narrowly approved the Trinity River…

Abusurd

The Dallas Independent School District churns out reams of documents telling teachers what to teach, how to teach it and when. The problem is that the documents are self-contradictory, sloppily written and full of enough nitwit gobbledygook to put the average person in the nuthouse after two days on the…

Show Me the Lake!

I’m sitting here at City Hall, listening and chewing my ball point pen in half while the city council gets briefed on what the new downtown lake will look like when they actually build it. Steam is coming out of my ears. Look, I don’t have an MBA from the…

Feel Coppers

Yuck. There’s stuff I just don’t want to know about people. When I served on the editorial board of a no-longer-extant major metropolitan daily newspaper in Dallas, I learned that certain people like to confess very personal things about themselves. On occasion a visitor who had come to talk to…

Sticker Shock

OK, now I don’t want you to panic or anything. I’ve been sitting around City Hall listening to some of those boring old nuts-and-bolts discussions they sometimes have about money–the sessions that never get on television. And, yes, there does appear to be a bit of an issue. But here’s…

Schoolhouse Dynamite

I’m sitting at a makeshift work table in a down-at-the-heels apartment complex in Richardson, staring at a table of numbers on a page. These figures, grainy and warped from too many generations of photocopying, are a parade of hieroglyphic epitaphs scrolling before my eyes like war dead, whispering the answer…

Color Bind

Is Laura Miller a racist? Last month, two days after the city manager fired Dallas’ first black police chief, Terrell Bolton, an overflow crowd of African-Americans thronged the council chamber to say she was. They hooted Miller, jeered her and accused her of racial perfidy and divisiveness. She’s the anti-establishment…

Live by the Sword…

Good Lord, saints preserve us, is there no escape from this infernal misery? I’m sitting up here in the peanut gallery during the Dallas ex-police chief’s special “hearing” at City Hall, and I’m fervently wishing for some kind of natural disaster, a hurricane, flood or lightning bolt–anything–to sunder City Hall…

No Cash, No Peace

All right, here it comes. This is former Dallas police Chief Terrell Bolton coming straight at you with a Molotov cocktail in one hand and the other one out for money. So what’s it gonna be? You tell me. You might call it political extortion. I say it just might…

Ted’s Excellent Adventure

The near-total meltdown at City Hall last week was solely the work of City Manager Ted Benavides. It seems to have been a very clumsy piece of work, indeed, setting the stage for a horrific city council meeting the next day. But it was his work alone. Don’t look for…

Blue Man Blues

Everybody’s got his racial jacket on with this police department thing. I’m getting e-mails from white folks, many of whom don’t even live in the city, saying the Dallas Police Department is in a mess because it’s been taken over by black people. Then I get the calls and e-mails…

Science Fiction

You want to understand what’s wrong with Dallas City Hall, to say nothing of the police department? Think about this: A year ago Dallas police were caught making cases against more than 70 defendants based on fake drug evidence. Now the city manager and the police chief are moving toward…

Protection Racket

Does Dallas really have the worst crime rate of any big city in the nation? And we didn’t know that? And what is the chief, nuts? Yes. There are whole layers of history here that have never been shared with the public. First of all, Dallas police Chief Terrell Bolton…