The Ugliest Cowboys’ Win in the History of Ever?

It featured overtime. It was won by underachievers. Do you exhale in relief? Or boast with satisfaction? Glass-half full guys say a win is a win is a win. That Tony Romo found his smile and Miles Austin at just the right time. That 3-2 is heck of a lot…

At City Hall, a Call to “Complete the Streets”

Last week, the National Complete Streets Coalition announced that more than 100 cities across the U.S. have adopted at least some of its policies, with Lansing, Michigan and Rockville, Maryland, among the latest to seize the idea that the streets don’t belong just to cars. (Ah, yes. Here we go.)…

A Day at the Fair: Weather, Winners and Winfrey.

This was the plan: Cowboys will trounce the sorry ass Chiefs, so I’ll sneak off with friends to the Fair on Sunday afternoon and let TiVo leisurely give me the highlights when I get home. During a Cowboys game Fair Park shouldn’t be too crowded. And the weather will be…

A Desire Named Streetcar, Part 281

Streetcars have been on the city council and Dallas Area Rapid Transit’s radar since well before the May 23, 2008, book-club get-together at Dallas City Hall, during which city officials and downtown stakeholders got a talking-to from the authors of Street Smart: Streetcars and Cities in the 21st Century. But…

Cowboys 26, Chiefs, 20, Sighs 1,000,000

10. Say what you will about the Cowboys’ lack of execution, their enthusiasm and effort was impressive. Keith Brooking. Jay Ratliff. Tashard Choice. They didn’t always play well, but you can’t say they didn’t play hard.    9. I even liked – for a change – the report just before halftime by Fox’s…

Everybody Gets Fried Butter!

A good Friend of Unfair Park who was out at the State Fair of Texas today sends word: OMFG, Oprah! Fried butter for everyone! Nice photo of the clusterflock at top — especially of WFAA’s Cynthia Izaguirre, who looks damned happy to be there — but this one’s the keeper…

Your Top 10 Finalists For the Mavs’ PA Gig

My father won’t be surprised: I won’t be the next voice of Your Dallas Mavericks. But one of these 10 men will: Rodney Blue, Doug Branch, KTCK’s Tom Gribble, Sean Heath, Chris Martin (no, not that one), Allan Peck, Michael Rey, KEGL’s Chris Ryan, Steve Sparks or Michael Taylor. The…

Project Recap: Cher-iously, Not Another Bridal Gown Challenge?

This week on Project Runway, which we’re one local contestant auffing away from turning off forever, Heidi Klum flounced out on the runway and announced that the designers would have to pick new models. But not actual models. Instead she introduced some gay divorcées who wanted a redesign of their…

Dallas IRS Agent, Meet the FBI

Fernando Hernandez is a 33-year-old Internal Revenue Service employee working out of the Dallas office. Only, today he’s in federal custody after having been arrested by federal authorities, who dropped by Friday morning following a Dallas federal grand jury’s decision to indict Hernandez for just offering to help out a…

Jerry Jones: I Want Pissed Off Fans

You ask for it, you got it. The Dallas Cowboys owner tells me and Newy Scruggs this morning on 105.3 The Fan that he not only accepts criticism of his team’s play this season, he desires it. Demands it, even. “I knew when we walked outta Denver with that loss that we…