This Time, the Nacho Guys Came Prepared

For the past few weekends, Cathedral Guadalupe’s had this enticing spread by Ross Avenue and Pearl Street, and last Sunday longtime Friend of Unfair Park Justin Terveen was there to catch this shot.Sometimes it’s good to know relief is just footsteps away, but it also makes us wonder: With City…

What’s On Your Christmas Wish List?

That question, of course, is a trick ’em, dick ’em way of telling you – psst! – here’s what’s on my list. What I don’t want in my stocking this Christmas: Coal. A Snuggie. Tiger Woods’ sloppy seconds. Swine Flu. Wade Phillips’ resume. What has caught me eye this season…

Seriously Now, You Think the Dallas Cowboys Will Make the Playoffs?

As I’ve said since since, oh, I dunno, last January, this Dallas Cowboys’ season was doomed the moment owner Jerry Jones decided to bring back head coach Wade Phillips. There were times when his promises to be tougher and hold players more accountable almost tricked me, but ultimately this Cowboys’ season -…

What Had Ryan Evans So Worried

So here’s the crime-stats story Dallas First Assistant City Manager Ryan Evans warned the city council about Friday evening. Looks like he had good reason to want to get ahead of Steve Thompson and Tanya Eiserer, who looked at a single week’s worth of police reports — July 1 through…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 15

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

Scenes from The White Rock, the Classiest Marathon in Town

The running of this year’s White Rock Marathon, as in past years, was rich with stories of inspiration, endurance, and, um, weather.But here at Unfair Park we’re much more interested in the real story: the balloon-breasted, the beer-swilling, and the folks dressed like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or pieces of…

Slim Shady, the Latest Romosexual

One minute he’s making fun of you; the next, it’s a bona fide bromance. But one question: Was that Eminem talking to Tony Romo before yesterday’s loss to the Chargers or Princess Leia? What up the headphones, Marshall?…

From Matty Walker to Molly Ivins

But a month after Bill Minutaglio and W. Michael Smith’s book about the late, great Molly Ivins hit stores comes word of a stage production based on the Dallas Times Herald columnist’s life: Red Hot Patriot: The Kick-Ass Wit of Molly Ivins, scheduled to debut March 19 on the Philadelphia…

Like Glee, If It Was Set in Carrollton In ’74

Waiting on a call back from Steve Leach, the so-called “buy guy” at Half Price Books, about something entirely unrelated to this point. But, to kill a little time, let me share with you a couple of items I picked up at the Northwest Highway mothership Sunday morning and converted…

Where the Folk Do We Go From Here?

Okay, so now what? Blame long-snapper L.P. Ladouceur? Said owner Jerry Jones after Sunday’s loss to the Chargers, “I don’t believe we’ve got a holder problem.” Well mutha-effin’-duh! Now do you see what a folly it is for the Cowboys to be the first team in NFL history to blame a…

Bundled Up at Art Conspiracy 5

A hip crowd in cold-weather gear packed the warehouse at 511 W. Commerce Street Saturday night for Art Conspiracy 5, the flash-gallery show with paintings and mixed-media pieces made the night before and auctioned off for charity.Since its first run inside the Texas Theater, the yearly art and music happening…

Mr. Watkins Goes to Washington

On Saturday night, Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins sent word that he’s been invited to A Very Special Holiday Party — this Tuesday, matter of fact. (Although the missive, as you’ll see below, says December 17.) At least the location’s certain: the White House. And per the letter that…

Pugs & Kelly: Taking the Merry Out of Christmas

Question: Can you get divorced if you’re not married? Answer: Yes, according to Pugs & Kelly. Yes you can. Unless there’s a last-minute reconciliation ongoing as we speak, Pugs will go on the air today at 1 on 1360 AM without long-time sidekick Kelly. Why? Because, in short, they had a…