Mark Cuban d. Ross Perot Jr. 6-2, 6-1, 6-0

During his 1996 introductory press conference at Reunion Arena in which he bought the Dallas Mavericks from founding father Don Carter, Ross Perot Jr. offered a simple, serious question: “How many players are on the court?” And that, my friends, is all you need to know about the man trying to…

The Top 10 Hottest TV Women in Dallas/Fort Worth: 5.11.10

Tony Romo, you’ve been warned. In the spirit of the Sports Illustrated cover jinx, the first two winners of The Sportatorium’s Hottest TV Women in the Metroplex are, um, gone. Yep, Erin Hawksworth (to Boston) and Megan Henderson (to L.A.) packed up and left. Just like that. Either I have really…

Trash and Culture on the Agenda at City Hall

[Editor’s note: Well, look who’s returned to Unfair Park, none other than former Girl on Top Andrea Grimes. And, for some reason, she’s decided to reintroduce herself with … a liveblog from the Quality of Life Committee meeting at Dallas City Hall, where they’re covering big changes in code compliance…

Texas Rangers: Less Fireworks, More Fun?

And now, for two facts that have never ever gone together in the past: 1. The Texas Rangers are 10th in the American League (out of 14 teams) in home runs. 2. The Texas Rangers have a winning record. I know. Weird. When the Rangers beat the woeful Kansas City…

The City Wants to Fine-Tune Code Enforcement

So say these 29 pages that’ll be reviewed this afternoon by the council’s Quality of Life Committee. In short, city staff says code compliance is faced with three significant challenges: Some parts of the city are more troublesome than others; some have “more complex nuisance issues” than others (including “open…

Your Happy Mother’s Day Crime Round-Up

Last night, the Dallas Police Department sent word that it has apprehended the man responsible for the purse-snatchings and shooting downtown early Thursday morning. According to a missive from Sgt. Warren Mitchell, a DPD spokesman, investigators received a tip Saturday afternoon about a suspect already wanted on an outstanding burglary…

City Hall Continues to Bury Community Gardens Under Permits and Procedures

On this beautiful Saturday morning following National Public Gardens Day, here’s the absolute latest concerning City Hall’s  deeply felt desire to regulate community gardens.First, the recap: Back on March 8 Kris Sweckard, director of the Office of Environmental Quality, put before the council’s Transportation and Environment Committee three options that…