(Sex) Traffick911 Press Release

In reference to the story: Super Bowl prostitution: 100,000 hookers didn’t show, but America’s latest political scam did. (Editor’s Note) On February 10, 2011, Traffick911 issued the following press release detailing the involvement of a coalition of more than 50 organizations that sought to “combat potential sex trafficking” at this…

Tom Leppert Gets Virtuous.

Finding fiscal Jesus: Saturday’s Dallas Morning News story reporting that Tom Leppert now opposes federal earmark money for the Trinity River project reminded Buzz of an old newspaper friend. He had struggled mightily with temptation during his younger married years—and lost. Buzz hadn’t seen him in a long time. Now,…

Mayor Dwaine Caraway’s “Calling a New Play”

Just minutes before presiding over his first meeting as the city’s newly minted mayor, Dwaine Caraway assured a group of around 150 folks gathered for a light breakfast in the Flag Room at City Hall that he’d continue the “positive direction of the city” during his four months in office…

A Lively Stand-Up Bit About Super Bowl Sunday

At this very moment, something called the 8th Annual Texas ACG Capital Connection is taking place at the Fairmont Hotel; long story short, suits and ties and private equity and Ben Stein as the lunchtime speaker (ah, but will he do this for an hour?). Bill Lively kicked off the…

Cowboys Covet Doug Free. Gerald Sensabaugh? Notsamuch.

A year ago Doug Free was a question mark. Now he’s an exclamation point. The Dallas Cowboys professed their love for their left tackle yesterday, placing the highest possible tender on him as the NFL prepares for unchartered and unsettling free agency in the midst of a labor lockout. Under…

Meet Some of ABC’s Good Christian Bitches

Actually, according to an e-mail ABC-TV publicist Erin Felentzer sent to Unfair Park a few days back, Sex and the City creator Darren Star’s adaptation of Kim Gatlin’s book about a divorced mother of two moving back to the Park Cities is no longer called Good Christian Bitches. Instead, she…

Say, Let’s Meet at the Lily Pad Today

Tuesday evening, Mayor Dwaine’s not-quite-chief-of-staff Chris Heinbaugh sent word: At 2:30 today, Caraway, council member Ron Natinsky, Grand Ricchi’s Leobardo Trevino, Arts District exec director Veletta Lill and Downtown Dallas Inc.’s CEO John Crawford will gather for a press conference to discuss “the future of the historic Statler Hilton Hotel,…

Mavs Win Again, Inch Closer to Best in West

When Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Terry boldly claimed last week that his team was going to catch the San Antonio Spurs, we rolled our eyes. Because, one, it wasn’t possible. And, two, it didn’t really matter. After further review, watch out. Terry scored 30 points last night on sizzling 13-of-18 shooting and the…

Kirk on Leppert and Dallas’s Next Mayor

Last week, the Texas Tribune sat down in Austin to chat up U.S. Trade Representative Ron Kirk. Today, the Trib posted some of that interview, during which Kirk reveals that when he stepped down as Dallas Mayor, he cried. So did Schutze. Like a baby.You can watch the video. Or…

Breaking News: Statler Sold! Library Too!

A Friend of Unfair Park tipped us off earlier today: Dallas County property records reveal that the old Statler Hilton has indeed been sold; so too its next-door neighbor, the former Dallas Public Library. And according to the deed sale documents, both were purchased by none other than the Ricchi…

In Light of Bissinger vs. Cuban, I Present the NBA’s All-White Team

Buzz Bissinger is a Pulitzer Prize-winning author. His Friday Night Lights captured high-school football in Texas, spawned a network TV series and afforded him writing immortality. Buzz Bissinger is also an idiot. At least when it comes to the NBA. His “White Men Can’t Root” column for TheDailyBeast.com is horrible. No research. Generic…