If You Were Thinking of Heading to the Zoo …

Don’t. It’s closed. Per Dallas PD a little while ago, officer were serving warrants on two aggravated robbery suspects when one ran … all the way into the Giants of the Savanna exhibit, where he remains at large. Per DPD’s note, SWAT’s been sent in.When the incident occurred shortly after…

NCAA Delays Reupping TicketCity Bowl License

The NCAA’s Postseason Bowl Licensing Subcommittee met today in New Orleans, where it okee-doke’d bowl licenses through 2013-’14 for 32 out of the 35 game played during college football’s postseason. (Really? Only 35? Coulda swore it was more like 98.) Anyway. Two of the no-go’s were already fo-sho’s: the Fiesta…

It’s Time For Another Mike Rawlings Ad

Like Sam said: Mike Rawlings has raised more than $1 million in his quest to become the next mayor of Dallas — or “nearly three times the combined haul of Ron Natinksy and David Kunkle.” And he’s determined to spend that dough: Moments ago his campaign posted Rawlings’s latest ad…

Mavs-Blazers Game 6 Preview: What Time Does Game 7 Tip?

The Mavericks are 0-4 in Portland’s Rose Garden this season. All-time they are 18-46 in Portland, including 1-8 in the playoffs. They lost Games 3 and 4 of this first-round series. Since 2006 they are a putrid 2-17 in road playoff games. The Blazers, meanwhile, have won 12 of their last 13 at…

My Mock NFL Draft: Don’t Miss It, Even if Your Wife’s in Labor

The Cowboys need help at safety. Their 2010 pass defense was the worst in the 50-year history of the storied franchise and two culprits were Gerald Sensabaugh and Alan Ball. Problem: The Cowboys won’t take a safety with the 9th pick in tonight’s NFL Draft. Why? Because only UCLA’s Rahim…

We knew it! Porn is Good.

Oh God, yes: It’s been a double spit-take week here at Buzz HQ, thanks to The Dallas Morning News opinion pages —and frankly, we wish the paper would knock it off. Spraying mouthfuls of our “afternoonish” bourbon is a waste of perfectly good liquor. Speaking of wasted fluids, what first…

Those Same Old Mav-Wrecks

We should really be used to this shit. In 1993, the Mavericks were 3-38 at the All-Star break. They managed to do one game worse the following year. In 1995, in a game at Reunion Arena, there was a jump ball near Cleveland’s defensive basket. Confused, the Cavaliers’ Michael Cage…

City Hall’s Kennedy Conspiracy

And they say Dallas has no focal point, no Central Park or Trafalgar Square. On this bright jewel of a Saturday in early April 2011, Dealey Plaza at the western entrance to downtown is the city’s beating heart. President John F. Kennedy, his wife Jackie, Governor John Connally and his…

Texas House Bans Crack-y Bath Salts; Get Your Lady Bubbles While You Can

First K2. Then Salvia. Now bath-salt uppers? How will law-abiding citizens ever get high around here?Texas lawmakers are well on their way to banning yet another synthetic narcotic after the House on Tuesday unanimously passed a bill criminalizing the chemical compounds found in “bath salts.” The salts, sold in head…