Jerry Jones Reaches Agreement With NFL Over Ezekiel Elliott Legal Fees

Finally, finally, the Cowboys’ long battles with the NFL over Ezekiel Elliott’s 2017 domestic violence suspension and Commissioner Roger Goodell’s new contract seem to be coming to an end. Wednesday, as first reported by ESPN’s Adam Schefter, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones agreed to fork over nearly $2 million in legal…

Atmos Story About Not Revealing Bad Pipes Sure Sounds Bogus

Atmos Energy has shut off gas to 2,800 homes in Northwest Dallas because of gas leaks, explosions and fires; a child is dead; thousands of people remain shut out of their homes; the company acknowledges that aging steel gas pipes in shifting soil are the problem; and yet Atmos tells…

Tuesday’s Results Show Texas’ Blue Wave Could Still Be Bathtub-Sized

Heading into Tuesday night’s Texas primary, the state’s Democrats had plenty of reasons to be hopeful. During early voting, more Democrats had turned out than during any previous mid-term primary in the state’s 15 biggest counties, besting their Republican counterparts by more than 40,000 ballots. Beto O’Rourke, the El Paso…

Help Wanted: The Observer Wants to Adopt a Newshound

Do you dream of being a writer? Do you want to push the boundaries of language to bring new insight into the human condition with your amazing, creative prose? Well, good luck with your novel, pal. Now move on. You newshounds out there, take a look at this: The Dallas…

Mavs Owner Mark Cuban Denies 2011 Sexual Assault Allegation

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban denied doing anything wrong Tuesday, following the publication of sexual assault allegations made against Cuban in 2011 in Willamette Week, a Portland alt-weekly. According to Portland Police Department documents obtained by Willamette Week, a woman ran into Cuban while out on the town with her…

Morning News Poop and Pee Story Maybe Saves Journalism, Maybe Kills It

March 5, 2018: A headline in The Dallas Morning News reads, “Where does our poop and pee go in Dallas? Curious Texas investigates.” By Jennifer Emily. June 5, 1971: With a double partial major under his belt in English literature and something else suggested by a graduation counselor two weeks before…

Goofy Trump Condolence Tweets Make Horror and Grief More Awful

This is one of those excruciatingly embarrassing moments that tend to be beyond the ability of persons of civility and good taste to resolve. That’s what I’m here for. It’s time to ask the president to stop giving his condolences in mass shootings. Of course I know how horrible, coarse,…

Atmos Energy Cuts Service to 2,800 Homes in Dallas

On Thursday, as one North Texas family sets out to bury their 12-year-old daughter who was killed in a gas explosion, Atmos Energy announced it was stopping gas service to another 2,800 homes at noon. Known as a “truly extraordinary event,” Atmos claimed that the homes will be without gas…