Because Dallas Has Always Been New Detroit

Been meaning to mention this for a few days, but friend of the show Justin Cozart recently grabbed a few scenes (ah, Crozier Tech) from Robocop to offer up a history of New Detroit, by which, of course, we mean Dallas circa 1986. Which reminds me: There’s an even larger…

Jonestown Coliseum: Affordable?

By no means is it a steal. But perhaps a deal? When the first Jonestown Coliseum ticket prices were announced last year, we all fainted via sticker shock: 4 lower-level seats on the 35-yard line – adding in $340 tickets, $75 parking and 30-year seat options – cost over $150,000…

A Freaky Dallas Flashback

Randy Clower’s short film Freaks of Dallas has made the local film-fest rounds — AFI Dallas and Dallas Video Fest, in other words, even KERA-Channel 13 in ’07. But director Randy Clower today posted his 10-minute animated film about the late local “hippie scene,” so if you’ve never seen (or,…

Oscar Overhaul: Ahem, Where Was Sports?

I generally agree with Jerry Seinfeld. On everything. Including the Oscars. During a show at, of all places, UTA’s Texas Hall in ’02 the comedian quipped, “Worst thing about The Oscars is that they never tell you the final scores. We’re Americans. We not only want to know who won, but by…

The Sniper’s Perch Will Have to Perch For Now

An old client of mine happened to know one of the friends of the MayhewShe reffered them to me, said they’d be in town Sunday You get lots of calls but lo and behold they showed up at the house and it looked ot me like poor Mr M was all…

Where T.O. Watched the Oscars

Terrell Owens was at Elton John’s annual Academy Award viewing party last night at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles, where the (current? former?) Dallas Cowboys wide receiver wanted to see and be seen by those who might help him catch (and drop) his second career as an aspiring…

Emmitt Smith the Broadcaster: Rest In Peas

Look, nobody’s perfect. Just last weekend on 105.3 The Fan my radio sidekick Mike Ogulnick referred to a huge crowd as a “thong of fans” and I invented a new word: “Necessarillarily”? But as of today we’ll no longer be treated to the malaprops and misspeaks of Emmitt Smith, whose…

Dust in the Wind? Maybe.

On Wednesday, the Dallas City Council will discuss updating the city’s 4-year-old water conservation and drought contingency plans, as this is shaping up to be yet another dry, dusty year. The update is necessary but won’t come cheap: If and when council gives the okee-doke, the city will pay Alan…

George W. Bush Is Already Bored

Looks like Elliott’s Hardware’s pitch to the former president paid off and then some, as the freshly unpacked Dallas resident made a “surprise” (so said the press release, anyway) swing by the Maple Avenue store today to pick up his name tag and dark-blue uni. Said the ex-president, according to…

DISD’s About to Get Very Stimulated

By now, perhaps, you’ve read that some $104,070,000 of the nearly $800 billion stimulus package will wind up in the pockets of the Dallas Independent School District. (If your kids aren’t in the DISD, you can see how your district fared in the sweepstakes by checking out this site; Plano,…

Speaking of Former Dallas Journalists …

… a Friend of Unfair Park directs our attention to D.L. Hughley’s interview with ex-Dallas Morning News-er Michael Precker, whose move to The Lodge was mentioned twice last week in the Wall Street Journal. Precker now has a new nickname: “The Wolf Blitzer of Thongs.”Embedded video from CNN Video…