Everybody Loves Lists, Except Maybe This One

Over on the city of Dallas’s Web site you’ll find this warning: “Do you have an outstanding citation? If so, you could be arrested at your home or office.” Yup, must be the Summer Warrant Round-Up, yee-haw. And if you’re not sure whether Johnny Law’s hot on your trail, the…

The New York Times Goes to Jerryworld

A condensed version of Richard Sandomir’s visit to Cowboys Stadium, which appears in this morning’s edition:Jerry Jones, tour guide, was showing off. Lost in the excitement of the show and tell, Jones trampled a couple of traffic cones and nearly flattened two fans walking to the $15-per-person stadium tour. He…

So, Wait, It’s Not 1992? Got It.

Club Dada’s closed. Again. For at least two months. Says owner: “This is bullshit.” But, hey, Trees is about to reopen … with Faster Pussycat, which isn’t even the original lineup. This is bullshit. At least Course of Empire’s still got the beat…

More Cops Means Less Service?

Dallas two-step: Buzz has been a crime victim four times in Dallas: one car break-in, two break-ins of a shed and one home burglary that cleaned us out. The number of times Dallas police have been at our house? Zero. Now, Buzz is a realist, so we understand that the…

Just Say, ‘No, Thank You | Same old Song And Dance | Jungle Seizure

“Just Say No, Thank You,” By Kimberly Thorpe, June 25 Cigar Just a Cigar I enjoyed your [story]—until I got to the last sentence. It was certainly a dramatically constructed symbolism suitable for provocative fiction. But it is precisely this type of cynicism that communicates to our youth today, “Why…