Sorry Rangers Fans, You Don’t Deserve the Playoffs

I raised the white flag a while back. Apparently you guys finally gave up, um, last night. With the Texas Rangers in the middle of a pennant race for only the fourth time in their 37-year history and Cy Young candidate Scott Feldman pitching against a very beatable opponent, an announced crowd of…

The Resurrection of God, er, Tom Landry

This may be the craziest, saddest, best, coolest photo I’ve ever seen posted. The good news: Tom Landry’s statue is being re-erected today in front of Gate A at Cowboys Stadium. The bad news: Kinda creeps me out that it reminds me of …..

Tom Landry’s Fallen and He Can’t Get Up

Patrick Michels was out at Jerry Jones’s EnormoDome this morning, where workers were scheduled to erect Tom Landry. Pardon … Tom Landry’s statue. But they were running a wee bit behind schedule, Patrick had to return to the office so he could film my interview with C-3PO, so this is…

T.O. = Thoroughly Overrated

Week 1 receiving stats: Terrell Owens, Buffalo Bills – 2 catches, 46 yards, 0 touchdowns. Loss. Miles Austin, Roy Williams, Patrick Crayton, Dallas Cowboys – 8 catches, 263 yards, 3 touchdowns. Win. My reaction? …..

The City Council’s Budget Wish List

Curious to see which council member wants what program reinstated to City Manager Mary Suhm’s proposed FY2009-2010 budget, which the council will vote on one week from tomorrow? Then you’re in luck: Tomorrow, the council will discuss during its briefing session their budget amendments, which call for reinstating everything from…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 1

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

Drew Barrymore Would Love to Meet You Too

So, you say you wanna meet Drew Barrymore — have ever since E.T. or maybe since she gave Dave Letterman a birthday surprise? Well, this week you get your chance: She’s doing a meet-and-greet at Urban Outfitters in Mockingbird Station on Wednesday. But, of course, it’s first come, first served,…

Rangers 7-0, Mariners 2-5

Uh-oh, another faceplant by Derek Holland. After a doubleheader split the Rangers trail Boston by 4 in the Wild Card and Anaheim by 6 in the West with 20 games remaining. If the Red Sox (who swept a doubleheader) and Angels (who never ever never lose) maintain their .600 paces they’ll each go…

Out Of Thin Air: “Making Ground” On the Woodall Rodgers Deck Park

As much fun as Mayor Tom Leppert and Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson could have had shoveling dirt down onto rush hour traffic, this morning’s “ground-making” for the Woodall Rodgers Freeway Deck Park took a more conceptual direction.Inside the future home of the Parkside Condominiums, with an expansive view of the…

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Greatest Shot in the History of Tennis

Not really a local, Dallas-y angle here. Other than the fact that I know you guys appreciate sports greatness when you see it. And since this moment happened in the U.S. Open tennis semifinals while y’all were probably still high-fiving Cowboys 34, Bucs 21, perhaps you didn’t see it…

“The Green Giant,” Norman Borlaug

Newspapers ’round the country are filled this morning with obituaries, such as this one from The Washington Post, mourning Norman Borlaug, who died Saturday at the age of 95 at his Dallas home. All the obituaries more or less read the same: father of the “Green Revolution,” Nobel laureate, the…

Wowboys 34, Yuckaneers 21: My Top 10 Observations

10. I admit, I had doubts when the Cowboys drafted a kicker in the 5th round back in April. But after one game and three touchbacks by kickoff specialist David Buehler, it looks genius. 9. Dear Raheem Morris: You are not a player. Please stay off the field. 8. Combining…