Dallas County Now in Jewelry Business

My favorite auction site is at it again, this time disposing of watches, rings, necklaces and other assorted gold-plated goodies on behalf of the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department.The county will use the proceeds to replenish its coffers, and there are bargains to be had amongst the seized loot. Like, for…

Take That, “One More Thing” Dallas Promo

Good bless Mr. Rid for reminding us this morning that back in ’84, Steve Dirkx (Telefone, Teenage Queer) directed this video that should have served as Dallas’s promotional reel. This morning, Steve provides the back story: Two women — Mimi Guten and Toni Mazzola — wrote and recorded a song…

Luis Yanez Pisses Off Some More Folks

Last time we saw Duncanville Olympic boxer Luis Yanez he was mending fences, winning fights and building a professional career while re-building his reputation. Whoops. Turns out the snotty-nose brat who got crossways with U.S. Olympic Boxing is at it again, this time acting the fool enough to get dumped…

Who the Hail is Mary?

I rip (make that ripped, past tense) Wade Phillips all the time, but, um, looks like Minnesota Vikings’ head coach Brad Childress needs a history lesson. On Dec. 28, 1975, the Dallas Cowboys traveled to frigid Metropolitan Stadium for a playoff game against the Vikings. Trailing 14-10 with less than…

Super Bowl XLV: Century in the Making

In Texas, the old saying goes, there exist only two sports: Football. And spring football. God, after all, decreed Texas Stadium have a hole in its roof so he could look down upon his favorite team. Right? From the old wooden Fair Park Bowl through the Cotton Bowl, Texas Stadium…

Texas Observer on “Signs of Life” in Downtown

Michael May’s the latest to wonder whether the AT&T Performing Arts Center is going to remake downtown. Brent Brown, of bcWORKSHOP and the Dallas City Design Studio at City Hall, says, Yup, sure ’nuff, so long as you include, oh, Main Street Garden in the mix: “It’s still dead on…

The “Rich Irony” of One Lawsuit

Courthouse News this morning brings us The Case of the For-Profit Vocational School vs. The Personal-Injury Law Firm. The former is Rhodes Colleges, a California-based chain of campuses that offers courses in everything from criminal justice to HVAC repair (maybe you’ve seen the ads?). Locally, Rhodes has three DFW locations…

‘Roid Rage: Mark McGwire – Yawn – Apologizes to Baseball

I guess the question at this point is, do you give a crap? About baseball players and their steroid use? During the 1998 Major League Baseball season I went to Houston a couple times as a reporter for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram to cover the magical home-run chase between the St. Louis…

Yes, Captain Underpants Would Like a Seat

Sure hope those convention planners were aboard Dallas Area Rapid Transit yesterday, when Improv Everywhere’s No Pants! wingdingus made its Dallas debut. If not, our Dylan Hollingsworth was along for the ride and has the slide show to prove it. Bare-Legged Performance Art Terrorists or bored, innocent fun-havers? You be…

White Rock Lake, On the Rocks

Friend of Unfair Park Brad Moulton has been part of a group of folks that, for the last two years, has spent the second Saturday of every month tidying up part of the White Rock Lake shoreline. During that time, he’s been documenting those efforts on Flickr; as Brad writes…

From Deep Inside the Dallas Convention Center, Walk Down “The Trails of North Texas”

The Professional Convention Management Association kicked off its 3,000-attendees-strong annual conference last night with a wingding at the Dallas Convention Center. Mayor Tom, Southwest Airlines’ Gary Kelly and American Airlines’ Gerard Arpey spoke this morning during “Airlines and Meetings: A CEO Conversation,” but I’m looking forward to Wednesday, when Malcolm…

Your Texas Rangers Have Money! And Vladimir Guerrero!!

If you can’t beat ’em, sign ’em? For years Vladimir Guerrero tormented the Texas Rangers. Now, in a sign that new owner Chuck Greenberg has money and moxy and motivation, the Rangers will this week sign the free-agent slugger to a one-year contract. While Tom Hicks, Jr. has some fun with…