Walt Garrison Is Not a Sophisticated Investor

That headline is a more or less a direct quote from a lawsuit filed in Denton County District Court this week, in which the former Dallas Cowboys fullback and Skoal pitchman accuses a friend and former teammate of being a bad investor and a lousy pal. According to the suit,…

The Worst Power Rankings of Athletes in the History of Ever

I trust Bloomberg. I trust BusinessWeek. Put them together and, sorry, I don’t trust their b.s. Their b.s., as in their latest list of The 100 Most Powerful Athletes. They’ve put out their list and, despite his sorta newsy fall from grace, Tiger Woods is still No. 1. Really? And Phil…

That’s How You Creep Out Neil Patrick Harris

I so meant to watch American Idol last night as it aired the Dallas auditions featuring NPH as guest judge. But, um, did not. So I’d like to thank the Friends of Unfair Park who’ve sent along this clip of Irving’s own Erica Rhodes, a former Barney girl, dolled up…

Richard Allen Sounds Mighty Cheerful for a Guy in Bankruptcy

Funny business: When Buzz spoke with Richard Allen, CEO of The Allen Group, Tuesday, Buzz was reminded why Buzz is not rich. Buzz really does not get business. Allen, the main enchilada in the huge Southern Dallas “Inland Port” shipping and warehousing development, was positively upbeat about the fact that…

Dallas 24, Miami 3, You $85,000?

When I was a kid, the only artist I knew by name was LeRoy Neiman — musta been those Bicentennial Burger King giveaways, yech. So, I was kind of interested when a Friend of Unfair Park sent word that someone’s auctioing off a Neiman original on eBay: Superbowl VI (Miami…