And Just Like That, Broden’s … Gone

While the local GOP suffered its mood swings at the Hotel Palomar, Eddie Bernice Johnson’s Republican challenger in the Fighting’ 30th, Stephen Broden chose Frankie’s in Uptown as his Official Election Night Results-Watching Party Zone. That Unfair Park dispatched an ex-intern to cover the doings might give you an idea…

Dallas Is Getting Wet, And It Ain’t the Rain

It was way back in February that Gary Huddleston, the Dallas market’s director of consumer affairs at Kroger, first made it known he was leading yet another effort to get Dallas all wet and make it possible to buy beer and wine wherever citywide. Nine months later, the treasurer of…

Take a Sip of the Early Election Results

I’m about to head over to the Palomar for the Republicans’ cash-bar shindig, while Sam’s pulling pay-as-you-go drinking duty at the AAC with the Dallas County Dems, and Ex-Intern Elliot’s eating free pizza with Stephen Broden in Uptown. But before the short pour on this long night (at least, for…

Whom Do You Blame for the Cowboys’ Catastrophe?

We now return to your regularly scheduled football season where … Oh, dear. If you saw this coming – the Dallas Cowboys at 1-6 – raise your hand. I’m impressed. I’ll also, of course, need proof. Some of us thought the Cowboys would play in Super Bowl XLV. Most of…

Rick Perry’s, Like, Fed Up! With Everything.

The gov was here yesterday; Bill White’s in town at this very moment — and, why, at noon he’ll be just down the street from Unfair Park HQ with Eddie Bernice Johnson in tow. Photos forthcoming. Like I need to tell you.But speaking of Perry, whilst he spent Monday at…

Alas, There Were No “I Voted” Stickers

Don’t let the empty doorway at right fool you — Leonides Gonzalez Cigarroa M.D. Elementary, home of the Fightin’ One-One-One-Seven, was full of voters early this a.m. ‘Round 8 all the booths were occupied, and a short line was forming behind me; hence the brief wait till space cleared. I…