Don’t Look Now, But Your Dallas Mavericks Have a Decent Center

Can’t remember the last time Erick Dampier had 12 points on perfect shooting and 13 rebounds in a win over an elite opponent. I’m sure it happened, but not nearly enough. That’s why, in part, Dampier was traded in the off-season for Tyson Chandler. The positive effects for the Dallas…

Good-Bye Wade Phillips: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Good to the last drop, hours after being fired Monday, Wade showed up at Cowboys Stadium for a previously scheduled charity event. He’s a better man than me for dang sure. 9. Lose some games? Jerry Jones has been down that road. But lose gobs of TV viewers? Heads…

Bush Bash at Borders

Guesstimations put the Borders crowd at 1,500-plus, all save for the VIPs still wrapped all the way ’round Preston Royal Shopping Center waiting for Dubya. He won’t be here till 9, and at present media is penned (even the late-arriving Jane McGarry) on the patio — and me without my…

A Tour of Justin Terveen’s Dallas

This was just posted to You+Dallas: a video tour of some of the city’s landmarks, the well-known and the oft-overlooked, made using the photos of Justin Terveen. Some of the pictures will be very familiar to the longtime Friends of Unfair Park; others, less so. Enjoy with your eyes…

DART Prez Makes Good on World Series Bet

Earlier this morning I came across this San Francisco TV report: “Texan to sing at BART station over World Series bet.” Said Texan is actually Dallas Area Rapid Transit President and Executive Director Gary Thomas, who made a bet with his BART counterpart that involved the loser going to the…

Joe Queenan on Why Dallas Ain’t Walkable

Writer Joe Queenan’s always had it out for Dallas. The paper version of Unfair Park has something to do what that. We ended his career as filmmaker. No matter. He never liked Dallas anyhow — not since November 22, 1963. Anyway. He writes for The Weekly Standard these days, among…

Dallas’s Safest Neighborhood? Says Here …

This just in from WalletPop: Westgrove Drive is one of the Safest Neighborhoods in America. And how, exactly, did WalletPop come up with this infotainment? Using exclusive neighborhood crime data developed by Dr. Andrew Schiller’s team at NeighborhoodScout.com, and based on FBI data from all 17,000 local law enforcement agencies,…

Packers 45, Cowboys 7: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. As of now, Wade Phillips has his regularly scheduled press conference today at 4 p.m. from Valley Ranch. But stay tuned. 9. Nose tackle Jay Ratliff vomited near the bench in the fourth quarter. Fans beat him to it hours earlier. 8. Seven points. Four turnovers. A 38-point defeat…