DwYane Wade = Failure. Mission Accomplished?

OK, admittedly this may be a tad premature. We’ve still got – what? – 4.5 months left of NBA regular season. But what happened last night in Miami was too delicious to bypass. Turkey comes Thursday. Monday night the appetizer was served. Last week I officially wished failure upon the unfortunate noggin’…

Not Not Heat: Walk Score Does Dallas. Ish.

Yesterday, the highly debatable Walk Score posted to its site so-called “heat maps” for most of the nation’s biggest cities and their surrounding neighborhoods. You’ll find Dallas here — along with a ranking of 26 neighborhoods from highest (Main Street Districts, which scores a near-perfect 98) to lowest (South Dallas,…

Josh Hamilton Should Win AL MVP Today. Right?

For months I’ve been saying that Rangers’ outfielder Josh Hamilton is the best player in baseball. Today he’ll at least be validated as the Most Valuable Player in his own American League. Around 1 p.m. Hamilton should win AL MVP, joining Jeff Burroughs (1974), Juan Gonzalez (’96, ’98), Ivan Rodriguez…

The Sarah Palin Rules

Perhaps you’ve heard: Not three weeks after her abortion wingding at the Majestic, Sarah Palin’s coming back to Dallas on Sunday to sign copies of her book America By Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith, and Flag, which went rogue over the weekend. She’ll be at the Lincoln Park Barnes &…

By George I Think He’s Done It! Yep, He Definitely Did It.

Would you rather your football team – like the Dallas Cowboys – implode during a 1-7 start, fire its head coach and be done by Halloween? Or would you rather your football team – like FC Dallas – make it all the way to the Super Bowl only to dramatically lose…

Dallas PD, Sheriff Roll Out Holiday Initiatives

Local law enforcement agencies have scheduled two press conferences this week — one at the Jack Evans this morning, another at the Kroger on Mockingbird at Greenville Wednesday. Long story short: DPD wants to get the word out two programs coming down your chimney at this, the most wonderful time…

Fares on the Trinity Railway Express Now Fair

Morgan Lyons, spokesman for Dallas Area Rapid Transit, sends word this morning likely to be hailed as good news for riders of the Trinity Railway Express: Starting December 6, the fare zone boundary is moving two miles west — from the West Irving Station in Dallas County to the CentrePort/DFW…

A Deep Thought for the Late Hugh Prather III

On January 10 of this year The Dallas Morning News ran a lengthy obituary for Hugh E. Prather Jr.: “one of the last surviving icons of the early 20th-century Dallas real estate industry, a former civic leader and a longtime Highland Park resident,” wrote Steve Brown. Hugh Jr., who died…

Cowboys 35, Lions 19: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Two-game winning streak be damned, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones isn’t getting too caught up in his team’s re-booting: “I want to say it again: No fan should think I’m happy with the way things are,” Jones said after his team’s win Sunday at Cowboys Stadium. “I’m happy having these two…

Are The Good Guys Gone? Hard to Say.

Spent some of yesterday trying to get the answer to that question, following a note from a good Friend of Unfair Park with ties to the show that said it looks like Colin Hanks and Bradley Whitford won’t be bustin’ punks as Dallas PD detectives for a second season. But…