Dear Santa: Please Put a World Series MVP Under the Tree. Pretty Please?

It’s almost Christmas, and the Texas Rangers haven’t done anything to address the hole in the rotation left behind when Cliff Lee signed with the Philadelphia Phillies and the opening created at designated hitter after the club declined a $9 million option on Vladimir Guerrero. Aside from rumors and a…

If It Please the Court, Can We Have a Beer?

Hurry up and wait: Pardon Buzz for a moment while we lose our shit: BEER AND WINE HAVE BEEN AROUND AS LONG AS FREAKIN’ BREAD! CAN A MAN HAVE A CONVENIENTLY PURCHASED BEER? Sorry about that, but we get a little het up around the holidays, which is one of…

Mass deportation, strict border enforcement, amnesty. What will comprehensive immigration reform look like if the feds take action–or if they don’t?

At every point on the political compass Americans agree something needs to be done about the nation’s policy on undocumented immigration. The problem is what to do with the immigrants themselves—an issue people from left to right consider urgent. The longer the Congress fiddles, meanwhile, the more the state legislatures…