Stars Fire Coach Marc Crawford For … Underachieving?

​Not that we care too much, considering the Mavericks are on the verge of the playoffs and the Rangers are in panic mode, but I’m not exactly sure why the Dallas Stars fired head coach Marc Crawford yesterday. Did the Stars underachieve in 2010-11? They amassed 95 points and were in playoff…

Josh Hamilton Breaks His Arm: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. With Josh Hamilton it’s always when, not if. And now you know why a lot of us were cringing and complaining when we saw him sliding on the rain-delay tarp in Baltimore last Friday night. He’s one of the best players in baseball, but also one of the most…

The Dallas Stars Need a New Head Coach

There’s a 3 p.m. presser scheduled with local media members. Till then, this and only this is all the Dallas Stars’ front office has to say about the immediate adios of head coach Marc Crawford, who yet again couldn’t get his team to the post-season:Head Coach Marc Crawford Relieved Of…

Lockout or Not, Jerry Jones Would Like Your Money. Now.

While the NFL lockout storms toward mediation, the Dallas Cowboys are proceeding with business as usual.At least when it comes to business. Season-ticket holders this month were mailed invoices for the 2011 season, requiring balances paid in full by May 1. The bill comes with a caveat, of course: “In the unlikely event…

Jason Terry Continues His Mental Funk, Somehow Helps Mavs Win

Jason Terry is lying. Watched Mavs 98, Rockets 91 last night at a local watering hole in McKinney’s downtown square, and it’s obvious that he thought the score was tied when he stepped to the free-throw line with 1.5 seconds left in regulation. Problem: It wasn’t. Dallas actually trailed by…

Even Ron Washington is Making the Right Calls During Rangers’ 9-1 Start

The Rangers are 9-1, their best start in franchise history. They’ve outscored their opponents a ridiculous 60-26. They’ve beaten the aces of Boston (Jon Lester), Seattle (Felix Hernandez) and now Detroit (Justin Verlander). They’re hitting homers, getting immaculate starting pitching and winning despite slow starts by sluggers Adrian Beltre (who’s…

The Downtown Omni, Quite the Lite-Brite

As evidenced by the photo above, Friend of Unfair Park Noah Jeppson espied quite the light show last night coming from Our Convention Center Hotel downtown. Wrote Noah in his midnight-thirty email, “I saw that Omni Dallas Convention Center Hotel was testing their LED lights on the back side of…