Your Sneak Peek at Most Eligible Dallas

Maybe you recall: About three months ago Bravo sent word that some time over the summer it would debut Most Eligible Dallas, wherein the city “serves as the sexy backdrop for this jaw-dropping docu-series that follows a group of successful friends living it up like only Texas socialites can.” Right…

Our Next American Sports Idol is …

Beats me. Monday I watched both Williams sisters lose at Wimbledon, a week after Andy Roddick bowed out. It leaves as the only American quarterfinalist gentlemen’s 10th seed Mardy Fish, a 29-year-old doubles specialist who will hardly threatening Rafael Nadal’s throne. We heard a buzz for years about Donald Young as American…

Dallas County Now Under 90-Day Burn Ban

No doubt you’re aware: This is fast becoming one of the worst droughts in state history — No. 3 so far, at a cost of billions to farmers and ranchers. And save for this tease of “dissipating thunderstorms” moving in, or not, from Oklahoma, it ain’t gonna get any better…

Dirk Nowitzki Goes on Drinking Binges? You Don’t Say!

Still amazed that the Mavericks won the NBA championship. Still surprised they did it without a playoff point from Roddy Beaubois (who should be ready for 2011-12 training camp in October after another foot surgery). And I continue to be miffed at how little the sports world really knew about…

Remember, the NTTA’s Hiking Rates Friday

A lifelong Friend of Unfair Park just called from the southbound lanes of the Dallas North Tollway wondering how in the hell did he miss the news that come Friday, the North Texas Tollway Authority’s jacking up rates, according to the flashing heads-up greeting motorists this morning. That’s understandable: The…

DeMarcus Ware the MVC: Most Valuable Cowboy

More than Tony Romo, Jason Witten and, yes, Mat McBriar, the most valuable Cowboy is DeMarcus Ware.Drafted 11th overall in ’05, the outside linebacker has led Dallas in sacks in all five of his seasons and is the only player in the NFL with at least 10 quarterback traps in…

JWP Already Gets a T-Shirt

Pete directs my attention to this tee presently making the rounds courtesy Curtis Black, the same graphic designer responsible for the Obey Dirk shirt. My, that was fast…

Almost All My NBA Texas Exes Live in … Obscurity

Soon as the Mavericks “drafted” Texas shooting guard Jordan Hamilton, I received texts and tweets and a couple of phone calls from excited fans. Hamilton played for the Longhorns, so he must be good, right? W-R-O-N-G. Not sure if any school has more NBA busts than the one down south in Austin. Rick Barnes’…

Dirk Nowitzki’s Final Assist This Summer to … Michael Young

His Flamingo Fadeaway on the mound with a basketball was funny. And his cartoonish, exaggerated Max Patkin-like delivery was funnier. Dirk Nowitzki on Friday night was the best thing on a Rangers’ pitching mound in a while. Only thing better would’ve been if Michael Young’s leaping catch wouldn’t have saved Captain…