My Final Top 10 Observer-ations

​10. As of this morning, the Dallas Observer is out of the sports business, at least on a full-time basis. Though I’m not technically being fired (“laid off” is supposedly less damning), the paper and its owner, Village Voice Media, have decided to eliminate its full-time sportswriting position. It’s called downsizing. And yes,…

Mike Modano’s Tear-Stained Farewell

Mike Modano, the highest-scoring American-born player in the history of the National Hockey League and the face of the Dallas Stars even after he signed to Detroit for a final season, stifled a sob as he bade farewell to those who shaped his legendary career, which included 12 70-point seasons,…

Adventures in Rick Perry Talking About Things

By now you’ve likely come across the line Republican strategist Mike Murphy dropped on the Twittersphere a while back, in which he likened listening to Rick Perry talk to “watching a chimp play with a locked suitcase.” Well, last night Perry got another chance to play with the suitcase, as…