Rick Perry Is (Quite Literally) an Ass

Yesterday, during my occasional and futile shift on the Rick Perry firing squad, I unloaded most of my ammunition on Perry’s impossibly ignorant rant about Obama’s plan to protect gay people overseas — an act Perry deemed as an attack on “traditional American values.” By the time I finished firing,…

Strippers Have Rights. But Do They Want Them?

It’s 9 on a Tuesday night, and Jaguars Dallas, a big, boxy strip club between Stemmons Freeway and Northwest Highway, is almost empty. The club doesn’t have many neighbors, just a row of truck lots and vacant yards, plus one friendly rock ‘n’ roll strip joint called the Clubhouse. Jaguars…

Price vs. Culbreath: Oh, You Know This’ll Be Good

Merry, merry, merry: OK, Santa, cancel the pony. We’ve already received the bestest present any Dallas newsguy could desire: Betty Culbreath is running against her former mentor, County Commissioner John Wiley Price, in the Democratic primary. Just typing those words made us pee a little. From the happiness, you know?…

Says the Citizens Council, “Advantage: Dallas”

Rudy got to this before I could, but no matter: What you see above was made for the Dallas Citizens Council, which had a dinner this week to which I am sure Schutze’s invite was lost in the mail. Long story short: Dallas is kickin’ ass. We have “attitude.” We’re…

It’s Official: SMU Heads Big East

Speaking of SMU …It has officially been invited to join the Big East, and is only too happy to accept. In a conference call with media, commissioner John Marinatto just intro’d the Hilltop to the ranks of the conference, along with the University of Central Florida and the University of…

Like His Pastor Friends, Perry Thinks Hanging Gay People is a “Traditional American Value”

Here’s the president yesterday, decrying not-minor human-rights violations against gays overseas (from the Washington Times):”I am deeply concerned by the violence and discrimination targeting [lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered] persons around the world — whether it is passing laws that criminalize LGBT status, beating citizens simply for joining peaceful LGBT…

Finally, Freddie King’s in Rock Hall of Fame

I hear jingle bells: Freddie King’s in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Per this morning’s heads-up from Cleveland, the Gilmer-born guitarist, singer and songwriter is this year’s entry in the Early Influence category; damn right. His newly penned Hall bio lists the myriad reasons — for starters, “His…