Great, Now Dallas Is One Of The Least Fit Cities In The Nation

In addition to being smutty and un-hip, the DFW area is now ranking way down at number 47 on the American College of Sports Medicine’s Fitness Index. And the bad news is that unlike some of the other lists we’ve been bitching about lately (looking at you, perv index) this…

Yesterday at High Noon, PETA Barbecued One of Its Own

Those kooky animal lovers at PETA are up to their crazy shenanigans again. (By “kooky” and “crazy shenanigans” what we mean is, “Have you ever wondered if PETA is just some sort of pervy scam to get twentysomething women to disrobe in public?) According to the groups press release, they…

How Jimmy’s Conquered Dallas

If you order a hoagie in Philly, there’s a good chance it will come on a Sarcone’s roll. Sure, other bakeries supply bread for some shops around town, but Sarcone’s has built a legacy out of its sesame-seed-studded bread and that chewy texture that’s a workout for your jaw. Order…

Become a Monk, Only Without the Lifetime Celibacy Thing

Have you ever wanted to be a monk but are turned off by the inconveniences of monastic life? Maybe said to yourself, “Gee, I’d love to devote my whole life to God, but that’s so hard. How about just four days? And that life-of-celibacy thing is a deal breaker.” If…

Here’s All Those True Crime Yarns in One Fancy E-Book: Seven Sins

Every week writers for Dallas Observer and our parent company, Village Voice Media, produce elegant magazine-style feature writing — a gritty portion of which comes in the form of true-crime stories. Now VVM has collected some of its best recent true-crime yarns into an ebook: Seven Sins: A True Crime…