Hostess Was Plotting Twinkie Sell-Off Months Before Workers Struck

In another blow to the unions-killed-the-Twinkie-thereby-depriving-future-generations-of-a-real-American-childhood storyline — if that wasn’t already enough of a laughable oversimplification — the Morning News is reporting that Hostess was actually preparing for liquidation more than a year before workers with the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union went on strike…

After Chest-Thumping Over International Election Observers, Greg Abbott Admits Texas Sovereignty In No Danger

In an exercise in states’ rights fetishization, the Texas Legislature tasked Attorney General Greg Abbott with figuring out whether international organizations are usurping Lone Star sovereignty. If you’ll recall, there was an ugly scene leading up to the 2012 presidential election, wherein Abbott, chest out-thrust in his best chickenhawk approximation,…

Allen Might Just Have the Best Youth Football Team in the Country

Allen is football crazy. For proof, look no further than the high school’s new, $60 million football stadium. For further proof, there’s the Allen Hawks, which Texas Monthly labels “the best 12-year-old football team in Texas.” There’s no objective way to prove that, of course, no state tournament like there…