Buzz Year in Review

This year, our annual news rehash features some really good news. You ready? Here goes. Jesus came back. That’s right: J.C., right here in Dallas. Really. We have that on good authority from a Dallas City Council member. Not only that, but anti-Jesus also made an appearance in 2013, according…

The 10 Wackiest Unfair Park Stories of 2013

By now, you’re probably sick of year-end lists. Too bad. New Year’s is still a day-and-a-half away, there’s very little happening news-wise, and, most important, journalists have not yet exhausted their onanistic need to rehash their old work. So, here’s our contribution. Part best-of, part most-clicked, part whatever the hell…

Our New Year’s Resolutions for Dallas

1. Listen to the guys who want to Tear down 345. 2. Find a sensible solution to the Uber-Yellow feud. 3. Build more freeway parks so we can play ultimate Frisbee on 635. 4. Fewer valet stands, more bike racks. 5. Fewer police shootings, more transparency when they happen…

How Will the Cowboys Lose to the Eagles?

With Tony Romo sidelined, a last-in-the-league defense and an innate inability to deliver in the clutch, the Cowboys’ chances against the Eagles on Sunday aren’t looking good. So, rather than lose money betting on Dallas, we thought it would be more productive to wager on how the Cowboys will lose…

Fort Worth Police Accidentally Declared a 14-Year-Old Dead

It was a chaotic scene overnight as emergency vehicles and news crews descended on the 3000 block of Hanger Avenue in Fort Worth. Details were scarce, but Fort Worth PD said that a 14-year-old boy had been shot in the face a few minutes before midnight on Thursday and that…

Dallas Drivers Are Causing — Then Fleeing — More and More Car Wrecks

Earlier this month, the Dallas Police Department released figures that seemed to be encouraging for Dallas motorists. The DPD’s data showed that police have been slowly scaling down on traffic tickets over the years. In the most recent fiscal year, from October 2012 until September 2013, the DPD issued 37,000…

Six Ways Dallas City Hall Screwed the Little Guy in 2013

In 2013, Dallas residents were treated to an unprecedented whiff of Dallas city government, and the experience was something akin to opening that long-forgotten Tupperware container wedged beneath your car seat. The fumes aren’t going to kill anyone, but the noxious mix of incompetence and deceit is unmistakable. An unpleasant…

Philadelphia is Trolling the Cowboys Incredibly Hard Right Now

It started on Sunday in the closing minutes of the Eagles’ 54-11 shellacking of the Chicago Bears when Philly fans filled Lincoln Financial Field with chants of “We want Dallas!” The taunts have only increased in scope and volume as Sunday’s season-deciding Cowboys-Eagles grudge match has neared. Call it trolling…