It’s Official: Perry to Send National Guard Troops to Border

Governor Rick Perry today announced his intention to deploy up to 1,000 Texas National Guard troops to the Texas-Mexico border. While Perry cited criminal and cartel violence as his reason, the move comes following the recent surge of Central American children into Texas. Some 60,000 undocumented and unaccompanied kids are…

Dallas’ Sports Teams Are Staffed By Idiots

Ahh, the post All-Star Break, post World Cup, post LeBron, post everything doldrums. The Wednesday and Thursday after the Midsummer Classic have been proven — by science! — to be, along with Christmas Eve, the deadest days on the American sports calender. Clearly, local athletes are just as bored as…

Dallas Gets First West Nile Case of the Season

Well, it’s officially that time of year again. A Dallas resident in the Preston Hollow area has been diagnosed with West Nile fever, according to a city press release. “Nothing has changed as far as our mosquito surveillance is concerned,” Dallas County Health and Human Services public information officer Erikka…