Cowboys DB Subject of New Attempted Rape Allegation

C.J. Spillman, the Cowboys defensive back named in connection with a September 20 sexual assault allegation in Grapevine, was accused of attempted rape in December 2013 while he was a member of the San Francisco 49ers. According to a Santa Clara, California, police report obtained by the New York Daily…

Red Bull Is Giving $10 to Anyone Who Wants It

Red Bull is giving consumers $13 million dollars to settle false advertising claims. The settlement is unsurprising. Not once in all the times Unfair Park has consumed the horrid tasting energy drink have we grown wings, one of Red Bull’s primary claims. As long as you pinky promise that you…

Fracking Company Makes Pink Drill Bits for Cancer … to Fight It, We Mean

Baker Hughes, a Houston-based fracking concern with three offices in Dallas, cares about breast cancer research. Just enough, in fact, that they’ve made 100 pink drill bits to increase awareness this month, according to New York magazine, which pointed some other interesting links between fracking and cancer. Unfair Park knows…

Man Showing “Ebola Like Symptoms” Has Been Isolated in Frisco

A man currently being taken from a Frisco Care Now Clinic to Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital in Dallas is reportedly experiencing Ebola-like symptoms. The city of Frisco released the following statement: “At 12:32 p.m. today, October 8, Frisco dispatch received a call from Care Now, 301 Main Street, regarding a…

Mayor Rawlings Hires PR Firm

Mike Rawlings has hired Laurey Peat + Associates, a Dallas-based public relations firm to handle media relations for the mayor’s office. The firm replaces Sam Merten, the mayor’s previous manager of public affairs and communications, who left the office on September 19 to make a run for the District 9…

Thomas Eric Duncan, First Person to Develop Ebola in the U.S., Dies

Thomas Eric Duncan, the Liberian national being treated for Ebola at Dallas’ Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital died this morning at 7:51 a.m.. Presbyterian issued the following statement: “It is with profound sadness and heartfelt disappointment that we must inform you of the death of Thomas Eric Duncan this morning at…

John Wiley Price “Knows What Happened” at Presbyterian in Ebola Case

Just before heading into a private executive session to address what he called “security issues” related to the Ebola virus’ arrival in Dallas, County Commissioner John Wiley Price told his fellow commissioners and County Judge Clay Jenkins what led to the temporary release of an Ebola-stricken Thomas Duncan from Dallas’…

Ebola: Horrible for People, Great for Business

Dallasites like to shop. We really, really like to shop. So when one of the world’s deadliest viruses appears within the confines of our city, we do what comes naturally. We buy things. Several emergency equipment suppliers say now that sales of hazmat suits were through the roof last week…

The Economics of a Fear Epidemic Vs. Ebola Epidemic

How much does it cost to care for a single case of Ebola in the United States? Between specialized treatment, identifying and tracking down every possible contact, decontaminating every possible touched or vomited-upon surface, the cost of containing an Ebola outbreak is substantial, though perhaps not all of the expense…