Michael Hinojosa Is Going to Be Dallas ISD’s New Superintendent Again

Stressing the need for stability, the Dallas ISD board of trustees voted 8-1 Tuesday to name former Superintendent Michael Hinojosa as the sole finalist for the district’s vacant superintendent job. Hinojosa previously served as superintendent from 2005 to 2011 and will become the first person to have been hired for…

Snitch-Ass Feral Hogs Lead Cops to Huge Northeast Texas Marijuana Farm

In 2011, the Texas Legislature passed an awesome law allowing people to shoot feral hogs from helicopters, which was both the first and last time that feral hogs (to say nothing of the bill’s sponsor, current Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller) produced anything good. Otherwise, the creatures are a scourge upon nature and…

Donald Trump Brought the Funk Monday Night at the AAC (Review)

Donald Trump With Robert Jeffress, Katrina Peirson and Scottie Nell Hughes American Airlines Center, Dallas Monday, September 14, 2015 Attending one of Donald Trump’s events is like stepping into an alternate-reality where the United States has reaped the whirlwind of years of nativism and indulging its worst impulses. He offers…

Here’s the Dallas Animal Services Plan for Dealing With Stray Dogs

Dallas, according to the city, the Morning News and the eyes and bitten faces of residents, has a stray dog problem, especially in southern Dallas. The City Council, especially southern sector reps Scott Griggs, Erik Wilson and Rickey Callahan are fed up. Two weeks ago, they summoned members of Dallas Animal…

10 Most Embarrassing People In North Texas

North Texas is a fantastic place. Dallas is a real city, with a comparatively low cost of living along with all of the benefits you’d expect from a city its size. If cities aren’t your thing, we have every kind of suburb you can imagine — inner suburbs, normal suburbs,…

Texas Schools Demand More Money to Graduate Dumber Kids

Tell me that again. Texas school districts, you say, are in state court in Austin telling a judge they need more money because of “the Legislature’s increased demands for standardized testing and curriculum requirements to graduate high school.” Wait. I’m a libtard. I always want the schools to get more…

Jesus Doesn’t Want Rick Perry to Be President, Says Perry

Rick Perry is quitting the 2016 presidential race. The former four-term Texas governor, who also ran in 2011 for the 2012 nomination, never saw his campaign get off the ground this cycle. He performed better on the trail than he did in 2011, but wasn’t able to overcome the taint…

New Freeway Opens. Dallas Gets Excited.

Want to actually, you know, drive on LBJ rather than just sitting on it? Now you can, but it’ll cost you. The TEXpress lanes are open. The new sunken pay lanes on Lyndon B. Johnson Freeway — we’ll begrudgingly admit — are a civil engineering marvel. They’ll also generate quite…

Want to Get Monica Alonzo’s Support? Easy. Hire Steve Salazar.

Hey, Mr. Jensen. I’m so ashamed. I feel terrible. I wrote all those stories about the city screwing you out of your home and warehouse in West Dallas and how Monica Alonzo, the City Council member for your area, ignored your repeated pleas for help. You kept saying, “I don’t…

The University of Dallas’ Hard Glass Ceiling

In April, Pope Francis continued his run of saying pleasantly non-regressive things by declaring that men and women deserve equal pay for doing equal work. He called the fact that women are often paid less a “pure scandal” at odds with the Christian notion of radical equality. But here he…