Wang Chung

Congratulations are in order for Darci Ratliff, our Night & Day contributor who also runs a small blogging empire. Today, she adds yet another site to her Internet resume: Comedy Central Insider, the cable channel’s as-of-yesterday unfunny blog. Sure, it had links to The Daily Show and The Colbert Report…

Gimme a Break

William Fichtner will be in town for a few months shooting Prison Break. When you see him, be cool. Fox’s hit series Prison Break was supposed to start shooting in Dallas last Thursday; didn’t happen. Turns out, though, the delay lasted merely 24 hours as the show’s producers were in…

Thanks for the Support

“Last week, one of our neighbors let the bad guys follow her home.” That is what barking dog Avi Adelman had to say about a young victim of a driveway robbery on Velasco last Tuesday night. Go ahead, acknowledge the terrible aspects of the incident; a pistol-whipping and mugging on…

Dowtown is Hip! So They Keep Saying.

It’s doubtful you read the magazine called Units, which, despite its sexy title, is the official periodical of the National Apartment Association. And since you don’t read it, we thought we’d do it for you, especially since in the June issue just received here at Unfair Park, there’s a piece…

Dreck Girl

In November we stated in the paper version of Unfair Park that Tony’s Wine Warehouse & Restaurant was essentially a sucker farm where customers were consistently snookered into buying over-the-hill wines at over-the-top prices. Time will tell who sucks now. Tony’s owner Michel Monzain unloaded the two-decades old warehouse and…

Free Tickets! Don’t Thank Us.

The Mavericks would be wise to recall the wisdom of Bill Murray in Groundhog Day: Don’t drive angry. Here’s something to make your daily slog through this daily bog of Mavs news-n-notes from around the country a little more palatable, not to mention profitable: Last night, the Dallas Mavericks’ owner,…

Prime-Time Feline

This cat wants you to vote for it, so it can have a better job than all of us combined. Friday marked the first airing of Animal Planet’s new series Meow Mix House. Big deal, right? It’s the true story of 10 cats picked to live in a house and…

Nice Work If You Can Get It

The guy who owned this Fair Park-area restautant owes the city $50,000. He’s also trying to reopen Gershwin’s. After 20-plus years, Gershwin’s bit it last week. Construction near the intersection of Walnut Hill Road and Greenville Avenue was cited as the final coffin nail. But what’s more intriguing is who…

I Do (Have to Testify)

After posting the note below about the impending Don Hill-Sheila Farrington nuptials, we received several e-mails asking the very same thing Unfair Park’s been wondering since first learning of the happy couple’s news last week: Should a federal grand jury actually indict the mayor pro tem or his former consultant…

Don and Sheila Sitting in a Tree…

Guess it’s time to find out where Mayor Pro Tem Don Hill’s registered: Several days ago, Unfair Park learned that on July 2, Hill’s set to marry…Sheila Farrington. That’s right, the “political consultant” who, along with Hill and former Plan Commissioner D’Angelo Lee and Southwest Housing Development Company honcho Brian…

The Wright to Fly to…Nebraska

And you thought we were done with Wright Amendment talk, you silly. Over the weekend, the Sioux City Journal reported that the agreement Dallas Mayor Laura Miller and Fort Worth Mayor Mike Moncrief hashed out last week concerning the abolishing of the Wright Amendment in 2016 ain’t enough for Nebraska…

From Elite to Embarrassing

Only a few guys on the planet had a worse Father’s Day than Phil Mickelson, and they were all Dallas Mavericks. The Mavs left for Miami a week ago with a 2-0 NBA Finals lead and parade plans tucked in their duffle bags. They’ll return home today 48 minutes from…

Showering the Mavs…Sorry, With the Mavs

How did I miss during my morning Mavs round-up: On June 14, CBS SportsLine reported that after the Game 3 loss in Miami, two women snuck into the Mavs’ locker room and wound up showering with the players, chief among them Marquis Daniels, who invited the ladies to stick arond,…

Shaping Up to be a Foul Finals

“Gary Payton, you’re so great. How come you’re so great?” And other questions posed by NBA writers. Forget Game 4, the blowout you still can’t erase from the memory banks, and we’re just a few ticks of the clock away from the title that shoulda-woulda-coulda been the Dallas Mavericks’. Now…

Loco for Loco Gringos?

If you remember Tom “Pepe Lopez” Foote, your just wish you could, then there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be at the Bar of Soap tonight for the Loco Gringos tribute. Count yourself among the oldest and most haggard of the Dallas music scene if you get excited about this…

Will Clarke: The Very Worthy

Will Clarke’s second novel will be published at month’s end, to be followed by a major motion picture. At least, that’s what his producers tell him. This morning I got a call from Will Clarke, the local adman-turned-genius-novelist whose mug graced a cover of the paper version of Unfair Park…

All We Want To Do Is Dance

Los Lobos will perform tonight at the Dallas Museum of Art. For free. No, you get outta here. We mean it. Friday doesn’t necessarily translate into payday for all of the city’s peeps with no plans. Which is why we love the Dallas Museum of Art. Tonight, the downtown art…

Don’t Worry, Be Happy (And Worried)

Don’t start switching the parade route into funeral procession. Not yet, anyway. Why? Never fear, D.J. Mbenga is here! He’ll be back from his five-game suspension in Game 5 of the NBA Finals Sunday night in Miami. Actually, the muscled Mavs center probably won’t play against the Miami Heat, but…

The Wright Stuff in Phoenix?

By the time the Wright Amendment is lifted, I plan on traveling exclusively by jetpack. The local papers are all back pats and wet kisses over the Wright Amendment accord announced by mayors Laura Miller and Mike Moncrief yesterday, and good for them for finally hammering out a deal that…

Heat Don’t Fail Them Now

Why is this man smiling? Oh, right. Because he is kicking the Mavericks’ collective ass. Did think briefly this morning about recapping the results of my swim team’s meet last night; turns out we lost too, but at least the kids tried, which is more than I can say for…

Dallas Drift

Rick Kennedy Whoopsie-daisy Our constant vigilance here at Observer World Headquarters was rewarded moments ago when, just across the street, we noticed this innocuous maroon compact popping the baddest-ass wheelie we had ever seen. Except that it was just sitting there. Further investigation showed that in fact the car had…

Show Up, 6/15/06

Former Dallas drummer (and legendary hooligan) Michael Sanger returns to home base from the desert sands of Phoenix on a short tour with electro-twins Bark Bark Bark. Jacob Cooper and Grace Claiborn (aka, Cranberry Grace) enlisted Sanger (formerly of Post from Vermont and Budapest One) to provide live beats for…