Gimarc Has Another Alternative

George Gimarc, at far right, used to produce and write a syndicated radio show called Rotten Day with John Lydon. Bet that was a real joy. Because Johnny’s so…not rotten. If you grew up in Dallas in the 1970s and ’80s, you need no introduction to George Gimarc. On his…

Re: Man Bites Dog

My idol and role model Ed Bark, the writer I will probably miss the most in The Dallas Morning News now that he’s been cut loose and allowed to roam the streets unattended, sends this ready-to-post missive concerning my (maybe very drunken?) Sunday-night scented-oil massage: “Now that I’ve toweled off…

The Next Mayor of the City of Dallas Will Be…

If this picture were at all legible, you could make out the four mayoral candidates gathered yesterday for small talk and lox yesterday at Temple Emanu-El. I wouldn’t consider it an entirely wasted Sunday morning. There were free Einstein Bros. bagels, after all, and lox and cream cheese; hell, that’s…

Somber Success

Bill Parcells always has that end-of-the-world demeanor. The missus says he “looks like the world’s most depressed man” and suggested myriad medications. “I’m feeling sick right now, literally,” Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells said after last night’s nationally televised game against the Washington Redskins. “With all the mistakes we made,…

Can’t…Stop…Writing

Former GuideLive editor Rick Holter has begun a blog. I still don’t understand why journalists do that when they don’t have bosses forcing them to. Anyone starting to notice the irony yet? Smells a little like…uh…bacon. By which I mean, for months Belo management has been insisting its buyouts at…

Man Bites Dog

Ed Bark says of Belo bossman Robert Decherd: “Many veteran employees at the newspaper have never even seen him. He’s not known as much of a ‘people person.'” Uh, Ed, we’re still not sure he’s a real person. Turns out, his bite is worse than his Bark. That’s Ed Bark,…

Simply the Best

Pops Carter will be at the Dallas Musem of Art tonight as part of its–and our, really–late-night extravaganza. As you (should) know, each month on the third Friday the Dallas Museum of Art has a stellar late-night event (from 6 p.m. to midnight). And each month the theme varies. Well,…

Radio is a Sad Salvation

I remember my grandparents talking about something called “radio.” Gosh, it sure sounded like a good idea. Broadcast radio’s about to die. No, seriously. Says so right here, in The New York Times today. Gonna happen; just a matter of time. CBS is selling off stations; Clear Channel might have…

Really, Nobody Wants Free Flaming Lips Tickets? Shame.

Really, I don’t get it. Yesterday I put out word we had two pair of free tickets to tomorrow night’s Flaming Lips show at the Nokia Theatre, and so far nobody’s staked a claim. How’s that possible? Trivia question too hard, maybe? Or maybe yer just burned out on the…

MILF Police Come To Town

You guys know I try to bring you the very best in participatory journalism each week, right? You know that if I thought there was any way I could enter the search for the Hottest Mom In America TV show, I’d do it. Unfortunately, my talents are limited. I can…

Sex & Bull

This is the mayor of Hereford. The one on the right, that is. Though in a town with a crap factory, ya never know. Just as the ground-breaking festivities were concluding for Dallas-Based Panda Energy’s new manure-powered ethanol plant in Hereford, a producer for Geraldo Rivera’s Geraldo at Large was…

Pyun Ping Pong

Chris Pyun, former executive chef of the defunct Jeroboam, is back in Dallas filling the executive chef post at the Dallas Central Market, which was vacated by Jamie Samford when he decamped for a slot as corporate chef and product development manager for Winn Meat Company in July. Pyun, the…

Heisman Hand-off

Given the starts to UT and Vince Young’s respective seasons, well, let’s pretend it’s still 2005 and the Longhorns are rolling toward the title. Because this year, not so much. I know, you’re sick of Michelle Wie talking about wanting to play in a Ryder Cup and then going out…

Mong Hit

I don’t know what Dallas Morning News editor Bob Mong’s like; never met the man, outside of a couple of phone calls over the last few months to talk Belo buyout. He always picks up his phone or calls back, and he never dodges a question he doesn’t like; so…

Free Lips!

The Flaming Lips are the best band in the history of ever. Or so says my son, who has his mother’s eyes and his father’s taste. I know where I’m gonna be Saturday night: at the Flaming Lips at the Nokia Theatre at Grand Prairie. You wanna join me? No,…

Gina Miller Changes Channels. Sort Of.

Gina Miller’s going to be the sole familiar face on Channel 21’s new news show debuting next week. So, that’s one reason to watch. But will it be the only one? We’re reserve the right to reserve judgment. TXA 21–the former UPN affiliate stranded by the merger with WB that…

Red Light District

City council agreed to give ACS $13 million to install and operate red-light cameras. ACS–ya know, the company being investigated by the feds. Kinda like City Hall, come to think of it. Saw this morning that the city council yesterday OK’d a deal to give Affiliated Computer Services $13.29 million…

That’s a Hell of a Lot of B.S.

I’m standing amongst of slew engineers, businessmen, cattleman, and local pols dressed in boots and Stetsons in the Spicer Gripp Memorial Rodeo Arena while Asleep at the Wheel executes an impressive run of fiddle and steel guitar calisthenics. The foam sleeve snuggling my Bud Light reads “Poop 2 Pump. Yep,…

When Bad News is Good News!

This morning, Dallas Morning News publisher Jim Moroney sent this missive to the remaining, what, 450 folks helping their pals pack their desks at Dallas’ Only Daily. Turns out, when 111 people are asked to git, it’s sad…and exciting! “This week, we say farewell and thank you to a number…

Let Bygones Be…Hey!

Two things we’ve learned about Terrell Owens: He can catch a football. And he can hold a grudge. In my cover story on Owens’ first training camp as a Dallas Cowboy, he talks about being “done” with former Eagles teammate Donovan McNabb. In last week’s ESPN The Magazine, Owens’ first…

The 411 on The 111

Some Morning News staffers we know have taken to calling Belo CEO Robert Decherd “Howard Hughes” because he’s been kinda absent of late. Well, we assume that’s why. Nothing to do with jarring, we don’t think. Well, at least there’s no more guessing to be done about the final number…