Sweet Jesus, Arlington is Now the Bowling Capital of the World

As you no doubt recall, the United States Bowling Congress is moving from Wisconsin to Arlington. Should happen around November 3, says Mark Miller, spokesman for the USBC, who tells Unfair Park today that some employees with school-age kids have already made the move and gone to work in temporary…

Hard Knocks: Week 2

Must-see TV. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 2. Or did I miss something? 5. Former scout and Jason’s dad, Jim Garrett, “running” as slow – and as consistent – as humanly possible. 4. Linebacker Zach Thomas fielding punts as smooth as Patrick Crayton. Seriously now,…

Skechers Wants to Pay $143 Million for Heelys’ Sneaker Skates

Heelys, Inc.’s stock is way, way up this a.m. — 60 cents since the market opened, putting it at the $5.47 mark. No surprise why: The Carrollton-based maker of roller-skate-sneakers has once more been approached by Skechers USA Inc., which is offering big money for a buyout. Three months after…

T. Boone Does Not Forgive, Forget

When he’s not trying to save the U.S. from foreign oil, and making himself a little richer in the process, Dallas oil billionaire T. Boone Pickens is writing books about saving the U.S. from foreign oil and making himself a little richer in the process. In coming days, Crown will…

Fine, I’ll Say It. Michael Phelps is Overrated

Over-hyped. Clap. Clap. Clapclapclap. Over-hyped. Clap. Clap. Clapclapclap. I know, I know. But hear me out. Michael Phelps, the U.S. Olympic golden boy, isn’t overrated athletically. He’s amazing, of course. In Beijing he’s 5-for-5. As in gold medals and world records. We’re all impressed down here on Earth. Inspired even…

Is It Over Yet?

Is it over yet? Because any election in which Paris Hilton becomes an issue—and offers a better energy plan than the two candidates—can’t be over too soon, Buzz called Dallas County Elections Administrator Bruce Sherbet to see if he’d spotted any nifty electoral trends in the wind. Truthfully, we were…

Ozzy Love|Burning Bridge

“The Ozz-Man Cometh,” by Pete Freedman, August 7 Ozzy Love I’ve been to a number of Ozzfests in the past, and I can truly say that there is nothing better in the summer…if only we had air conditioning at the festival. I am a former professional broadcaster and weekend personality…

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

In 1999, attorney John Carney received an unusual phone call. An American soldier, dialing from Japan, said he was having trouble finding a lawyer to handle his divorce. Carney, who runs a consumer law practice with a sizable family case load, represented the soldier and discovered that though military divorces…

Fighting Fire With Fire

His nightly transformation began with a twinge. Then, gnawing and relentless, it consumed him. At 45, “Steve” was a hard-charging sales manager who’d snagged two promotions in three years. After work one spring day in 2006, he picked up his infant and toddler from day care, had dinner with his…

Sean Avery Just Got The Gap a Free Ad on Unfair Park, Genius

This full-page ad, featuring Star Sean Avery, will appear in the September Details Alas, let us now consider our latest and greatest Dallas Star, Sean Avery, who this morning was branded “considerably less recognizable” than John Mayer and Sarah Silverman, poor baby. True enough, but the unidentifiable one is in…

Dallas-Based Texas Syndicate Leader Gets Life in Prison

For a man about to spend at least the next 40 years of his life in prison, Roy Arredondo hardly seemed nervous. Arredondo, the reputed leader of a Dallas-based cell of the Texas Syndicate prison gang, was sentenced this morning in Dallas federal court to life for his role in…

Ben & Skin to do their new Radio Show in Spanish (Sólo bromeaba)

Skin has cash and, apparently, safety goggles. Ben’s the other guy. I’ve always loved, er, at least really liked Ben & Skin. The dudes are fast, funny, fresh, friendly, finicky and, best of all, freaky fans of friggin’ alliteration. But in the ramp-up to them taking over middays 11 a.m.-3…

Former Cowboy Mark Stepnoski Is a Pro-Bowl Conspiracy Theorist

Mark Stepnoski Yesterday, one Edward Rynearson — no, not Ned Ryerson — directed our attention to his blog and this lengthy interview with former Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman Mark Stepnoski, who, as we noted, is among those trying to launch a privately financed 9/11 commission in New York City. Turns…

Dickey’s Not Dicking Around

The original Dickey’s barbecue, founded in Dallas in 1941 Back in October, Dallas County Commissioner Maurine Dickey’s son Roland Dickey Jr. told the St. Louis Post Dispatch he expects to open 60 brand-new Dickey’s Barbecue Pits by the end of 2012. Now comes this announcement from the eatery’s president: He…

Red Sox 19, Rangers 17

Artist’s rendering of Scott Feldman. You know how you know when you really, really suck? When you score two touchdowns and a field goal and still find a way to lose. Oh yeah, and you’re a baseball team! The Rangers’ horrific pitching sank to historic depths Tuesday night, turning the…

Dallas Opera’s Very Hip, Very Happening New Man of Steel

Whitney Lawson George Steel Dallas Opera’s announcement yesterday that, after a yearlong search, it has decided to go with George Steel as its general director has them mighty disappointed in New York City, where, for the past 11 years, Steel has been executive director of the Miller Theater at Columbia…