Because Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 A.M., Especially Downtown

Justin Terveen Alternate head: “There’s your D Spot. Now, kneel on it.” Unfair Park’s favorite photographer, the great Justin Terveen, doesn’t just shoot breathtaking photographs of the city’s skyline. Sometimes, he’s more about the ground-level action. Like, take this photo from Saturday morning, snapped at 2:04 in the a.m. in…

Heard About Harriet Miers’ Latest Job?

It’s been a little more than a year since ex-White House Counsel and so-close Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers returned to work at her old law firm, Locke Lord Bissell & Liddell on Ross Avenue. Haven’t much heard from the former Dallas City Council member in a while; last we…

Where You Probably Will Not Find Fred Baron on October 23

That’d be at the National Hospice and Palliative Care Organization’s 9th Clinical Team Conference, which kicks off on October 23 at the Hyatt Regency Dallas downtown. And, look, that’s just a guess. We don’t have access to the guy’s datebook; could be the Dallas attorney already has his tickets (if…

Jason Kidd On Pace for an Honorary Gold Medal

Which one of these doesn’t belong? You guessed it. The Maverick. The Redeem Team has been staggering so far in The Olympics. Thanks in no part to Dallas Maverick Jason Kidd. While Dallas native Chris Bosh has at times been the best U.S. player on the court, Kidd at times…

Unfair Park Exclusive: TEA Appoints Monitor For DISD’s “Academically Unacceptable” Schools

The state’s Commission of Education, Robert Scott This morning, Dallas Independent School District spokesman Jon Dahlander confirmed for me that Texas Commissioner of Education Robert Scott has appointed a special monitor to straighten out the Dallas school district’s academically unacceptable high schools. Dahlander didn’t know about the Texas Education Agency’s…

John Carmack Has Space Balls

Armadillo Aerospace The artist’s conception of the so-called “Quad” layout vehicle, which Armadillo entered in the X Prize Cup 2006. In February 2007, Time magazine ranked id Software’s John Carmack high on its list of space cowboys with a legit shot at getting into space, which, as I’ve always understood…

Guess We Can’t Blame Mark Connor After All

It wasn’t your fault, dude. Smile. Or not. Not that the Rangers made him out to be a scapegoat. And not that the move shouldn’t have been made. But since firing pitching coach Mark Connor the Rangers’ pitching is somehow even worse than terrible. Connor was canned Aug. 1. In…

I Too Was “Academically Acceptable”

Looks like Mr. Funny Guy’s done the serious business of clarifying Friday’s Dallas Morning News story about the Dallas Independent School District’s homework’s-for-suckers policy that isn’t, not really, kinda-sorta, maybe just a little? For now, then, a deep, though also deeply suspicious, sigh of relief amongst those of us with…

Cowboys – Y-A-W-N – Lose Another Preseason Game

Wake me up when the Cowboys lose to the Redskins. I’ll make you a bet. On the morning of Dec. 14, hours before the Cowboys host the New York Giants, you won’t be able to recall even two of the opponents on Dallas’ preseason schedule, much less any of the…

Homework’s for Suckers

Joanne Jacobs is a former education-beat reporter at the San Jose Mercury News who left the paper to write the 2005 book Our School: The Inspiring Story of Two Teachers, One Big Idea, and the School That Beat the Odds, about a charter school in San Jose hellbent on educating…

T. Boone Now Owns Your Trash’s Gas

T. Boone Pickens T. Boone Pickens has himself a new acquisition this a.m.: the McCommas Bluff Landfill on Youngblood Road, which the City of Dallas owns and plans to shut down in 2042. Actually, to be more specific, Pickens’ Clean Energy Fuels, which distributes natural gas for transportation in the…

Price-Fixing: Legal and Lovin’ It!

Interesting headline on the front page of The Wall Street Journal: “Price-Fixing Makes Comeback After Supreme Court Ruling.” Which is bad news for retailers and, you’d think, consumers. But turns out, yes, manufacturers are indeed allowed to set minimum prices for their goods after nearly 100 years of being told…

The Most Dangerous Time in Dallas

Just a tip: The best time to get yourself killed in the City of Dallas is between 6 p.m. and midnight on a Wednesday, if I’m reading my January-July YTD homicide statistics right, and I’d like to think that I am. (So you can forget what I wrote in May,…