Pacman Reinstated. I Know, “Duh.”

First Greggo. Now Pacman. Great week for second chances. Game on. In news that should surprise exactly no one, Dallas Cowboys’ cornerback/kick returner Pacman Jones has been fully reinstated by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. He’ll be in uniform Sept. 7 in Cleveland. Was there ever any doubt? UPDATE: “This is…

Alex Jones Sics His Followers on The News, Demands Retraction

Alex Jones Dallas-born, Austin-based Alex Jones — the gravely voiced conspiracy theorist behind Infowars and this interview with Mark Stepnoski — has turned his attention toward Dallas’ Only Daily, which, he insists, libeled him yesterday in a posting by WBAP-AM (820)’s Mark Davis. Davis, who contributes to the paper’s op-ed…

You Are Not the Love of Jessica Simpson’s Life. Yes, You.

Expect to see and hear plenty from Jessica Simpson in coming days — her country album, Do You Know, is in stores September 9. (Though, yesterday it kinda found its way to the Internets a little early.) Which, among other reasons, is why she’s on the cover of the brand-new…

Hard Knocks: Week 4

Admit it, “Barbie Carpenter” made you giggle. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 4. Or did I miss something? 5. Receiver Patrick Crayton arriving late for a team meeting wearing only a towel. Anyone who remembers last season’s playoff loss to the Giants wasn’t surprised by…

Facts Are Slippery

Facts are slippery: Do we really know enough about John McCain to elect him president? For instance, have you heard that the man spent five and a half years of his youth associating with foreign communists at war with the United States? Oh, sure, he says he was a “prisoner…

Shaky Construction|Sweet on the Dr

“Low-Bid to No-Bid,” by Jim Schutze, August 14 Shaky Construction Jim Schutze’s article “Low-Bid to No-Bid” is long on sensationalism and short on substance. Schutze’s main theme certainly doesn’t raise anything unique in the history of contracting on either public or private projects. Big increases to an original contract by…

Pony Down

June cometh! Justin goeth? Entering his junior season, Justin Willis already holds SMU’s all-time record with 51 touchdown passes. Last year, in which he was voted All-Conference USA honorable mention, he produced four of the top 15 most prolific total yardage games in school history. He’s started 22 of the…

Enter Stage Right

Scene 1: Enter the prince It’s the first hour of the first day of rehearsal for Dallas Theater Center’s first production of its 50th season. The show is The Who’s Tommy, the sprawling rock musical based on a 1969 concept album about a “deaf, dumb and blind kid” cured by…

A.H. Belo Ain’t Going Below the Trinity With Its Free Briefing

Still haven’t seen a copy of A.H. Belo’s Briefing, the single-section freebie being chucked on the lawns of the 75-thou-and-up crowd not currently taking The Dallas Morning News, luckies. Alas, all I’ve seen is the online media kit, which describes the ad supplement thusly: “Briefing delivers concise and informative news,…

Oh, no. It’s Romo!

Did the Cowboys just lose the Super Bowl? Did Tony Romo just lose his mojo? Did I just answer a question with a question? Just got my Sports Illustrated and guess who’s on the cover, defiantly laughing at the mag’s notorious jinx? That’s right, Tony Friggin’ Romo. Of course, it’s…

Ross for Mess: How We Got Into This Renaming Thing in the First Place

Brian Harkin Dr. Elba Garcia, Mayor Pro Tem When the city council’s Trinity River Corridor Project Committee voted unanimously to both rename Industrial Boulevard “Riverfront Boulevard” and move forward with renaming Ross Avenue “Cesar Chavez Boulevard,” I finally became interested in this whole mess. Why? Simple: The process had finally…

Kristine Kahanek’s Magic Umbrella

A Friend of Unfair Park e-mails with some literary doings courtesy a familiar face: KTVT-Channel 11 chief meteorologist Kristine Kahanek has a kiddies’ book forthcoming titled Katie and the Magic Umbrella: A Stormy Adventure. The book’s due in stores on Monday, and from the publisher’s description, the 44-pager aimed at…

Colin Ross and Unfair Park Insulted During the Same Podcast

Daniel Rodrigue Colin Ross, some folks think you’re just a “sincere kook.” I just knew we weren’t done with Colin Ross just yet. Surely, you recall our favorite X-Man — said he could get his mind to make a sound using eyebeams … or something? Anyway, last week The Skeptics’…

That’s Rich: Plano Tops Affluent List

Yesterday, the U.S. Census Bureau released a report titled Income, Earnings, and Poverty Data From the 2007 American Community Survey, in which it lists the cities with the highest median income and the lowest poverty rate. And, as you’ve no doubt guessed from the headline, Plano comes out on top…

The Cowboys’ Seven-Month Ache

Over at the Sportatorium this a.m., Richie has news concerning a certain ex-Ticket host who’s got himself a new gig he’s sure to like, which, I know, wasn’t the question. Only, what is an “R.J. Choppy,” and how much does it cost? Alas, in other sporting news, Tony Romo finally…

Where’s Greggo? On ESPN Radio, Starting Sept. 8

Greg Williams of ESPN Radio. How weird does that sound? The longest-running, worst-kept secret (ahem, welcome to the party mainstream media) in local radio finally has replaced its question mark with a period as former Ticket co-host Greg Williams has officially landed a show on ESPN Radio. Williams confirmed to…