NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 5

His arrow is suddenly pointing down. Don’t look now, but just guess who has the best passer rating in the NFL? Not Brady nor Manning nor Romo nor … Would you believe this guy? Believe it. Six touchdowns will do that for you. As for the rest of the NFL’s…

Going Dow, Dow, Down: Localizing the Stock Market Plunge

The Dallas Business Journal’s done the dirty work of localizing the effects of the bailout bust: The paper’s compiled a list of some dozen Dallas- and Fort Worth-based companies and how far they dropped following the House of Representatives’ vote against the $700-billion bailout bill. Not sure who’s the biggest…

How Tall Must You Be to Ride “The Slippery Slope to Socialism”?

Rep. Jeb Hensarling By now, you’re no doubt aware that the House voted against the $700-billion bailout, with several prominent Texas Republicans voting against the president. Among those leading the charge: Dallas’ Jeb Hensarling, who, as the debate began on the House floor, called the plan one that would put…

Redskins 26, Cowboys 24: From the Couch

Lotta this going on yesterday. And today. Likely the rest of the week. Everee-Day is like Sunn-daay! Random, irrational thoughts from my 8+ hours of Sabbath on the couch. With a lap full of pizza. And a belly full of … Diet Dr Pepper? 10 a.m. – Saturday’s leftover: ’Splain…

Caraway Gets a Little Carried Away Recalling His Role in Chavez Dispute

Deputy Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway Before last week’s pro-hotel shindig in the Flag Room at City Hall, I decided to attend Wednesday’s council meeting. No particular reason, although the Fairfield zoning case was on the afternoon agenda. Ironically, I ran into Kat Truitt on my way down the elevator…

Tony Goolsby Bawk-Bawks at Debates

State Rep. Tony Goolsby, former Unfair Park-er Matt Pulle just called you a chicken, because you refuse to debate Democratic challenger Carol Kent. And because you and your people won’t call Matt back — which, when you think about it, “makes sense,” Matt writes. “If you’re afraid to be seen…

City Auditor to WRR: You Win.

In April 2005, an audit off city-owned WRR-FM (101.1) revealed that the station had plenty of problems — chief among them, employees were receiving way too much in commissions; the station wasn’t very good at collecting late payments; and too much money had been doled out to former employees, who…

Redskins 26, Cowboys 24: Blame Game

Is there a bigger Cowboy killer? I’ll have my blow-by-blow coverage of yesterday’s fiasco this afternoon. But for now, what’s your biggest reason for the loss to the Redskins: a) Not getting the ball enough to Terrell Owens? b) Zero touches for Felix Jones? c) Only eight carries for Marion…

Mark Cuban: What Bailout?

Yesterday, the Blog Maverick hisself posted a Q&A concerning the “Botox Bailout,” in which Mark Cuban offers his thoughts on the pig currently applying its lipstick in the House of Representatives. Among them: “The bankers who got us into this mess got a reprieve and a few of their jobs…

Dallas, We Have a New Corn Dog Eating Champion. So Proud.

If nothing else, corny dog challenger Warren Street was able to keep his lunch down. (Patrick Michels) One of the great disputed records in sports was laid to rest Sunday afternoon at the State Fair of Texas, as last year’s corn dog-eating co-champions faced off against a dozen challengers in…

Getting Some Ed Rest, or: How Ya Feeling, Uncle Barky?

As Uncle Barky’s site has remained relatively mum since news of his “procedure” last week — save for his Paul Newman obit on Saturday — several Friends of Unfair Park have asked about Ed’s health status. So, this brief update, as the Dean of TV Criticism isn’t one for hogging…

BREAKING NEWS: Russ Martin Charged With Three-Count Misdemeanor

Charged with misdemeanors. But not indicted with a felony. Got it? Acting on an educated hunch, I made a call this afternoon to Tarrant County Assistant District Attorney David Hagerman. Sure enough, he confirms that a grand jury on Thursday returned a three-count, Class A misdemeanor complaint against Live 105.3…

Gilding the Lily at Oscar de la Renta

Courtney Clenney After the jump, Intern Courtney’s recap of her visit to Oscar de la Renta in NorthPark Center yesterday, where Tatiana Boncompagni Hoover signed copies of her novel Gilding Lily. But among the photos Courtney returned with was this one of Lisa Garza, the not-Next Food Network Star, who’s…

Not Schadenfreude, Swear. Really, Just Something to Chew On.

Two days before Washington Mutual became the biggest bank failure in U.S. history, board member Tom Leppert received more than 2,000 shares of WaMu stock, increasing his holdings to more than 21,000 shares. The price listed on the SEC filing — from yesterday — of $3.20 per share valued his…