Old Parkland Hospital Officially Introduced As Crow’s New Nest

Patrick Michels Harlan Crow plans on having an open-door policy with employees at his new office at Old Parkland Hospital since, well, there is no door leading into his office, which is really in a hallway. Much to our delight, Harlan Crow this morning invited local media over to the…

In Dutch with Jaap van Zweden

A classical-music outfit from the Netherlands has just posted this profile of Dallas Symphony Orchestra music director Jaap van Zweden. Alas, it’s in Dutch, which, oddly, only makes it that much more compelling. But the opening few seconds are in full-on Texan. –Robert Wilonsky…

Devin v. Kidd at the 1/5th Mark

   Was catching up on some NBA last week and could’ve sworn I saw:   *Jason Kidd make two crucial 3-pointers in the final minutes of a Mavs’ win over the Pacers.   *Devin Harris swish a late triple to force overtime of a Nets’ win in Sacramento, a couple nights before…

Buses, Trains and Automobiles, or: Canucks Amok in Texas!

What happens when one Vancouver Sun columnist and her aunt decide to see the great state of Texas from a car, a Greyhound bus and a train? Well, nothing terribly exciting, though Susan Riley’s recounting of her trip through Texas, including stops in Dallas and Austin and elsewhere, provides a…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 14

   Homer this.   Despite missing three games with a broken pinkie, Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo leads all NFL quarterbacks in:   *QB Rating (103.2)   *Average yards per pass attempt (8.5)   *TD-Interception ratio (+13)   If you watched his 331-yard, three-touchdown performance on Thanksgiving, there’s no doubt Romo is back to being…

For $15,000, You Too Can Move Your RV Into TMS’ Burnout Alley

Texas Motor Speedway announced today it’s ditching some 21,022 seats on the backstretch, which’ll put the track’s total number of butts allowed at right around 138,000. ESPN says it’s because of “the economic recession that has affected most tracks which play host to NASCAR events.” But TMS president Eddie Gossage…

Those Strobe Lights on the Park Lane Tower Aren’t Distracting At All

Whilst out and about Saturday night, the missus and I were hypnotized to the point of distraction by the strobe-light twinklings coming from the new Park Lane development off N. Central Expressway. After the jump, a brief video from the residential high-rise under construction across the expressway from NorthPark Center;…

You Really Might Wanna Get Auto Insurance Before January 1

This just in from City Hall, a reminder: In exactly one month, drivers stopped for traffic violations who can’t prove they have insurance will find their rides getting a free trip to the Dallas Auto Pound. (The return trip will, of course, cost ya. And them some.) Right now, the…

Open-Carry Advocates Are Bringing Their Gunfight to the DFW Airwaves

Tomorrow, don’t be surprised if you start hearing radio ads advocating an open-carry policy for handgun owners with the proper permits. The folks behind OpenCarry.org are attempting to get some spots on the Dallas-Fort Worth airwaves in which they demand the Texas Legislature allow folks to wear their pistols in…

Border Patrol, or: Where’s Dallas Again?

Friend of Unfair Park “Peterk,” who two weeks back brought to Life these old photos of Dallas, sends word of the latest and greatest in confusing time-killers: Boundaries. (Click the image above to enlarge Dallas’s boundaries.) It’s the brainchild of English Web developer Tom Taylor, who’s dipped Flickr’s geotags into…

Jonestown Coliseum Taking Prisoners, er, Applications

     The Dallas Cowboys have already sold 85 percent of the tickets to their new stadium in Arlington.   Go ahead, act surprised. But, deep down, did you really think Jerry Jones would have trouble selling out his new Jonestown Coliseum?   I didn’t.   I went to Circuit City last week…