I Dub Thee … “Annie” Romo

Tony Romo loves to win. But does he really hate to lose? After his playoff pratfalls, late-season hiccups and post-game “The sun’ll come out tomorrow” bullshit press conferences, I think it’s a legitimate question. Romo regressed dramatically this season. In ball security. In practice habits. In decision-making. And, mostly, in leadership…

Scenes From This Morning’s MLK Day Parade

Marching bands, splashy floats, horses, vintage cars and patriotic mascots filled Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard for this morning’s parade outside Fair Park. Parade-watchers lined the streets, crowding the barricades and watching from atop houses and parked cars. With shouts of “Yes We Can” sounding from all directions, today was…

And So It Begins

A traffic heads-up for tomorrow: Unless you’re planning on protesting George W. Bush’s move to the ‘229, you may want to avoid Mockingbird Lane at N. Central Expressway between the hours of 4 and 7 p.m. That’s when Code Pink of Greater Dallas is planning on celebrating Inauguration Day by…

Mr. Hollins’ Opus

Let’s don’t call Laura Miller and her parade plans just yet, but the Mavericks may have found something. A luxury they haven’t enjoyed since, oh, forever. Or at least since Roy Tarpley. A mobile, athletic big man. It was – who else? – Dirk Nowitizki’s calm, fadeaway 18-footer that beat the…

The Dallas Cowboys: Change We Can Believe In?

You buyin’ it? The Cowboys’ changes, I mean. Pacman Jones is gone and looks like Tank Johnson won’t be asked back and there are even serious organizational discussions concerning Terrell Owens. And last Friday, of course, the Cowboys announced the firing of defensive coordinator Brian Stewart. Are these the first…

A Trumpet Stopping Traffic

Yesterday, while exiting Walnut Hill Lane off northbound N. Central Expressway, I spotted this nattily dressed gentleman blowing his horn for spare change. Had the chance to visit during a red light, during which I discovered that his name’s “J.D.,” he’s a Dallas native and Franklin D. Roosevelt High School…

A New Lowe for Bush Library

That headline’s intended with all due respect — because, see, the new director of the George W. Bush Presidential Library on the SMU campus will be Bourbon County, Kentucky, native Alan Lowe, currently exec director of the Howard H. Baker Jr. Center for Public Policy on the University of Tennessee…

UPDATED: The Top 10 Hottest TV Women in Dallas

It wasn’t that I got 20 minutes of solid face time on KFWD Channel 52 Friday night. It wasn’t that I got to tour Channel 8’s spiffy HD studios in Victory Park and take a spin in Dale Hansen’s chair. (Psst, it really is unplugged!) And it wasn’t that I out-yelled…

Video from Section 8 Improv Troupe, As Seen in This Week’s Paper

Translating live improv comedy to the page is tough, so for a companion to our cover story this week about Mark Orvik, a comedian who’s fighting a life-threatening illness with humor, check out these videos of the troupe’s on-stage shenanigans. And hey, amidst waves of layoffs and foreclosures, we could…

Tio’s Will Return. Some Day. Somewhere.

A good Friend of Unfair Park sent word earlier this week that Tio’s Tortas is reopening soon, following its December demise. But it won’t make a comeback in February — don’t believe everything you read on cached Web sites full of misspellings. Founder Lex Berlin tells Unfair Park today that,…

Denison on the Hudson

Dave Moore on FrontBurner wonders why “North Texas always seems to get its snout into” a big national news story — like, say, the tale of the US Airways plane that took a dip in the Hudson River yesterday. Actually, there’s a pretty good explanation in the Herald Democrat up…