Pray for Rain

In his January Climatic Bulletin, published earlier this month, state climatologist John Nielsen-Gammon documented Texas’s “extraordinarily dry” and “unseasonably warm” January — and warned of more months just like it to come “as La Nina conditions begin to develop in the Pacific Ocean.” Last week, Texas A&M geography prof Steve…

Fit ‘n Foxy ‘n Footbally? Well Then, Dallas Desires You!

If you’re a hot, young chick with a fit body – who am I kidding? – you probably don’t read this testosterone-saturated blog. But you should. Especially if you also like football. Why? Because it’s right here that I’ll point you toward your big chance in the Lingerie Football League…

Buzz: City Council Member Tennell Atkins Needs Help with his Math

And they’re off: With the city council campaign season heating up, we thought we’d look at some of the campaign finance reports of the incumbents to see how they’ve been spending their dough. We picked freshman council member Tennell Atkins first because we noticed several amendments to his reports. Not…

Empty Victory | The Young And Restless | Strong-Arming Dallas

“Empty Victory,” by Matt Pulle, January 29 “F” for Victory I’ve said it before and will say it again, Victory Park has no chance of succeeding. At one point I had the over/under at 18 months. I speak from a traffic planning and real estate background. The main problem is…

I Hope You’re Sitting Down: Nita Wiggins Out at Fox 4.

Maybe I haven’t been paying attention or maybe, truth be told, I just didn’t miss her enough to notice. Whatever, I thought I had a mini-scoop this afternoon when I found out that Fox 4 had severed ties with long-time sports reporter Nita Wiggins. That is, until I read it here…

Mavericks 118, Kings 100. A Requiem in 10 Parts

My Top 10 observations from last night’s Mavs’ romp: 10. Mark Cuban really really really really loves him some Jason Kidd. “He’s got the most incredible basketball sense I’ve seen in my entire life,” says Cuban. I’ve never liked the Devin Harris-Kidd deal, but apparently – and appropriately – the…

Would You Like Aisle or Breast?

A good Friend of Unfair Park who receives Southwest Airlines’s tweets forwards this just-Twitter’d photo announcing the Dallas-based carrier’s relationship with Sports Illustrated. Having such a hard time writing a caption for this … But you know who’s probably not amused? Kyla Ebbert…

What’s In My Closet? Steroid-Free Baseball Edition

Found these two old pics over the holidays. In the one above I’m 7 at some rinky dink field in Duncanville; after the jump I’m 37 at a home-run contest at The Ballpark in Arlington. In each I’m a Rangers’ fan, consumed not with steroids and HGH but rather batting…

In the USA Today Today, a Tale of Two Cities: Oak Point and Farmers Branch

This morning’s USA Today visits cities “revisiting immigration laws” for various reasons: exorbitant legal bills, the high price of implementation measures and “the barrage of publicity and accusations of racism that come with such laws.” Up in Denton County, Oak Point city council member Judith Camp says she voted against…

For Terrell Bolton, It’s Déjà Vu All Over Again

Terrell Bolton’s gone — to DeKalb County, Georgia, where, for now, he’s still police chief — but he’s definitely not forgotten. For that matter, he isn’t really gone: Bolton’s family still lives in Dallas, and here’s where Dallas’s ex-top cop spends all of his off time. Which is one reason…

The City’s Warning Sirens Sure Do Work

According to the city of Dallas’s Office of Emergency Management’s Web site, “The City’s outdoor weather warning system has 94 sirens that alert people who are outdoors to seek shelter in the event of a tornado.” Had to double-check this morning, following two rounds of siren songs last night: at…

Cuban at the Crossroads: We Can Win the NBA Championship

I tracked down Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban last night before his team’s game against the Sacramento Kings at American Airlines Center. He was on the StairMaster. Insisting his team isn’t on the treadmill. “Not right now we’re not,” Cuban told me. “Treadmill teams are those that don’t have a realistic…