The Dallas Mavericks Go for Broke, But Where Is it Getting Them?

This is how it all began to unravel. 6:34: 16-foot jumper, Jason Terry— Mavericks 89, Heat 76. On Tuesday, June 13, 2006, at approximately 10:15 p.m. in Miami’s American Airlines Arena, the Dallas Mavericks could taste their first NBA Championship. Already leading their best-of-seven NBA Finals series against the Heat,…

Death Metal | Getting to No

“Death, Metal,” by Pete Freedman, February 26 RIP, Abb My best weekends were spent in that club [Joe’s Garage]. Every weekend, no matter who was playing, my future wife, three or four friends, and I would overload my little Nissan car and make the long trek to Joe’s from McKinney…

Terrell Owens = Cut. Dallas Cowboys = Hope.

Putcha popcorn down. The failed T.O. experiment is over. Finally. Altogether now: Toldja! It was way back on March 23, 2006 that I warned: “Terrell Owens will catch touchdowns, complain about everything and, ultimately, crater the Cowboys’ locker room without delivering a Super Bowl.” The end – better late than never…

At 92, Horton Foote Has Died

The great Horton Foote, the Wharton native responsible for such works as the To Kill a Mockingbird screenplay (for which he won an Oscar), The Trip to Bountiful (filmed in Dallas) and Tender Mercies, died today at the age of 92 at his Connecticut home. This excerpt from his New…

Look Out, Dallas, It’s a Blackout!

When the entire Dallas skyline goes dark at 8:30 p.m. on March 28, fret not: It’ll be totally intentional. That’s because the city announced today that it will participate in the World Wildlife Fund’s Earth Hour 2009, which calls for folks to dim their lights as part of the “largest…

Mark Cuban Has a New … Nemesis?

If the Mavericks keep blowing games to friggin’ Oklahoma City, owner Mark Cuban will apparently blow a gasket and blow up his team. Says Cuban, in the most violent finger-pointing of his 9-year regime.     “Not only did it look like we had no idea what we were doing, but we…

What’s In My Closet? Jackass Edition

I did go 10 days without food and I’m committed to finishing this on December 13. But there was a time when I was a real, live thrill-seeker. Found some evidence recently. I wasn’t insane in a Johnny Knoxville way or a one-on-one interview with Charles Haley sorta way, but as in…

Russ Martin Update: Nothing to Hear Here, Move Along

Those of you bombarding me with emails and hints and rumors of former Live 105.3 FM talk-show host Russ Martin resurfacing on satellite radio, cool your engines. Not gonna happen. At least for a while. I was reminded by a radio industry source last night that Martin’s split with CBS Radio included not…

The Top 10 Things I’d Change in Sports

Before I run out the door to Arlington this afternoon for a sneak peek at the facelift applied to Rangers Ballpark, thought I’d make a quick to-do list: *Since the Mavs suck and the Stars suck and the Cowboys suck and the Rangers will in all likelihood suck, look into other…

Suhm’s Looking for Quarters in Dallas’s Couch

In recent days, sources inside Dallas City Hall have told Unfair Park they’ve been warned to expect the worst as City Manager Mary Suhm wrestles with the next fiscal year’s budget. Which comes as no surprise: At this moment, months before Suhm and the council finalize the 2009-2010 budget, city…

Tony Romo vs. Paparazzi

Next time the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback claims he’s spent his off-season working on his scrambling, feel free to roll your eyes. …